How To Avoid Dying By Mines From Your Own Team In 3 Easy Steps!
-Written by Barrow.
-Edited by Barrow.
-Special thanks to Barrow.
Many people become irratated and confused when they repeatedly die due to stepping on their own team's mines. I'm sure it's happened to you before, and it's happened to me. But, with years of counseling and training, I've come to learn how to avoid these little circles of death, and have become a nicer person to be around due to my new-found sense of being; A mine-avoider!
Now, it may have taken me years and thousands of dollars in courses at some of the most prestigous colleges around to learn how to do this, but I realize you probably don't have the time or money for this. That's why I wrote this book, How To Avoid Dying By Mines From Your Own Team In 3 Easy Steps!, to help people like you! In the next paragraph, I will imbue in you all the knowledge I've gleened over my previous decades of studies. Ready?
Step 1: Listen for the phrase, "<--- I've heavily mined this area!". This is usually a sign that the area the person that said this from is heavily mined.
Step 2: Look down! See those little circles or lines at your feet that are your own color? Well, remember these, because when we get to step 3, they'll be very important!
Step 3: Don't step on them! I know, it sounds crazy, but if you don't step on the mines, they can't kill you! Amazing, isn't it?
Well, I hope this has helped you as much as it helped me. Good luck to all of you, and remember: No one is born a mine-avoider, it's something that comes with practice and determination. See you all at the Arti-Node!