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Decided to say hello

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Grim_Reaper, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Yepp, sorry. :(
    But realization is the first step to betterment. :)
     
  2. Lethal Dosage

    Lethal Dosage Serial Rapis...uh, Thread Killer

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    Well i'm not into that sorta thing either, but i'd consider that preferable to ****ing a morbidly obese fact chick... at least ****ing a goat i won't risk getting it pregnant and having some kind of fat cyclops retard for a child (i'll have a neat looking demon-goat!).
     
  3. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    See, necrophilia takes care of both problems. First you have choice since the object of your desire usually won't have any objections. Secondly pregnancy isn't a problem due to obvious reasons. I'm not sure if this applies to zombies too, but then zombiephilia is rather dangerous..
     
  4. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    True, but you can combine them all (e.g. a zombie mare tied in place) for the best experience possible.
     
  5. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    :eek: Once again, how in the world am I here the strange creature with you two inhabiting the same planet? :eek:

    Also isn't zombie-ism restricted to humans, at least according to reliable sources?
     
  6. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Doesn't Death ride on a skeleton horse? Well, before he exchanged it for Binky because he was fed up with bones falling off all the time. Not quite a zombie, sure, but close enough that it seems possible.
    Then there's someone who made a *cough* sculpture of one he *cough* saw: http://www.flickr.com/photos/youngsong/2769523680/sizes/m/
    I mean, yeah, you usually only hear of the human variant but I really wouldn't rule it out.
    As for strangeness. I don't think you are especially strange. You merely haven't realized your full potential yet.
     
  7. Snakeye

    Snakeye Mk82HD

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    Death? I'm talking about scientific zombie-research and you come along with mythology? Come on, what's next? NazGul (or whatever they're spelled) riding zombie horses in Lord of the Rings (or whatever pr0n-remake you watched)? Bible passages that could be interpreted as zombie animals? Resident Evil movies with zombie dogs*?

    Given your strangeness level and you calling me not especially strange would technically make me nearly as strange as yourself, as you should consider unstrange persons as strange, assuming you have reached a point of strangeness, where you consider yourself unstrange and therefore anything close to you as unstrange - although if you have not passed said point of strangeness I'd assume your calling me not especially strange would make me rather unstrange. Now the question remaining would be how strange you think you are yourself..


    * If you saw the dog you where looking at the wrong part of the picture. Hint: Look out for Milla, who is the only reason to watch the movies; well besides Franka Potente getting killed in Part 1.
     
  8. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Science? Please, what does science know? Science links zombiism to long term alcoholism and we both know that's a pile of cattle dung*. So instead of searching for a piece of humbug in the form of a "scientific" study I decided to ask a professional. The guy I bought the female zombie from that I keep in my basement. He said while he never personally saw a zombified animal (he's only in the business since a few years and around here is just not the right market for them) he did hear about them and saw short articles and ads about them in trade journals and he could probably order one and sell it to me if I wanted.

    Well, I'll admit that I am probably between slightly and a bit strange. I have doubts that this makes things any clearer though because with that we hit the big wall of relativity again that you depicted so rightly above. The answer to the big question of where we stand on the strangeness scale of life seems to remain a pretty myffic mystery.



    *In fact, if it wouldn't be a heap of manure, science would say zombie animals do exist. All you had to do is keeping that mare wasted for a few months. Hey, that could actually be fun and you probably wouldn't even have to tie her up to prevent getting kicked when you want to have some fun.
     
  9. Snakeye

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    Please cite your sources on that case, since I base my assumptions strongly on Prof. Dr. Max Brooks and his grand works ("The Zombie Survival Guide" being his best known). After hall he is THE authority on the zombie subject.

    Does this guy ship to Austria too? I'm in dire need of a zombie chick - and a basement..
     
  10. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Here you go good sir. http://emtoast.com/?p=1377

    I highly doubt it. He doesn't seem to be the type for smuggling and we all know how customs are when you try to cross borders with a zombie on a leash. Just ask around more shady areas and you'll sooner or later find a local merchant.
     

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