CTF-CrossedSwords

[OO7MIKE]

I always wanted to make a CTF map that looked like two penises touching each other. It would be like CTF-FACE but you would walk on rough penis skin and veins. After you capture the flag, cum would shoot out and splatter on the other persons base killing all who tried to get in its way.

But to be like face we have to have double cocks. So we might have a miss of the base and blow up an astroid.


Any ideas? comments?

 

[darth_weasel]

like i said, twin vaginas with the keg at the clit

 

[oosyxxx]

I always wanted to make a CTF map that looked like two penises touching each other. It would be like CTF-FACE but you would walk on rough penis skin and veins. After you capture the flag, cum would shoot out and splatter on the other persons base killing all who tried to get in its way.

But to be like face we have to have double cocks. So we might have a miss of the base and blow up an astroid.


Any ideas? comments?

I think this belongs in map ideas, but yes, this sounds right up my alley. It reminds me of my friend's idea for the Machismo Launcher. It's basically the plasma rifle, but instead it's a big cock, and you stroke it each time you shoot white goo, and you can charge up and unload for a Peter North style gob. Maybe these could be combined, then you could do a jukebox like Grimm did and have Priest and Queen songs to choose from. Maybe some Liberace, or how about the E! True Hollywood Story about Rock Hudson? Or you could hire a guy and a kid to re-enact a sex scene and make it a dramatic dramatization. :tup:

 

[OO7MIKE]

yeah...totally a sex mod for UT

White goo gun
penis shock combos
cum launcher
Penis enforcer
Impact HAMMER
eerrr lets leave the ripper out...that could get nasty.
spooge cannon

wonderfull world

 

[oosyxxx]

You could make some electrical pubic hairs, but then some would recharge your ammo and make the HL sound effect. BTW, for what engine are you planning this?

 

[Stakhanov]

<GMotha> pr0n in maps = win !!!11

To think that we flammed Dying Corpse for suggesting a woman - shaped arena...

 

[Balton]

hmm... sounds like a funny concept! why not do it?

 

[GMotha]

<GMotha> pr0n in maps = win !!!11

To think that we flammed Dying Corpse for suggesting a woman - shaped arena...

the memories:]

 

[Dying_corpse]

<GMotha> pr0n in maps = win !!!11

To think that we flammed Dying Corpse for suggesting a woman - shaped arena...

ah yes... noob days

 

[AMmayhem]

I always wanted to make a CTF map that looked like two penises touching each other. It would be like CTF-FACE but you would walk on rough penis skin and veins. After you capture the flag, cum would shoot out and splatter on the other persons base killing all who tried to get in its way.

But to be like face we have to have double cocks. So we might have a miss of the base and blow up an astroid.


Any ideas? comments?

I think one could put more effort into a real map, and not one to satisfy someones perverted pleasures.

 

[Evil_Cope]

the reply above says it all.

this map MUST be made, to keep the am-mayhems of the world on their pointy little toes.


its not art if it doesnt offend someone...

 

[AMmayhem]

Glad to see my 2 cents actually means something.

 

[OO7MIKE]

LOL, it got moved.

Excluding the special weapons i listed...the map its self would probably get some attention on servers. LOL, and i have absolutly no skill to make it. Of course anyone could just rip UT2k3's face map and just change the outside of it. I'm sure the pyramid was put there for fps reasons...but it might be interesting how it performs with out it.

 

[Master Roshi]

I always wanted to make a CTF map that looked like two penises touching each other. It would be like CTF-FACE but you would walk on rough penis skin and veins. After you capture the flag, cum would shoot out and splatter on the other persons base killing all who tried to get in its way.

But to be like face we have to have double cocks. So we might have a miss of the base and blow up an astroid.


Any ideas? comments?

Had the same idea but it was like the ctf face map but the forts were on top center of large breasts [female] and you had to cross a bridge in the center and if you fell you would get crushed between the breasts.