Butt Sex or Pizza?

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If you were a toad:

  • I feel funny when I slide down a rope in gym class.

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • I was kicked in the head by a mule when I was little.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I’ll take your stupid poll, but I’m not going to like it.

    Votes: 10 32.3%
  • If I had a life, I wouldn’t be here.

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • If I could be any part of the train, I’d be the caboose.

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • People who live in rock houses shouldn’t throw glass.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • Out of all the Musketeers, I like Sneezy best.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I don’t know what it was, but I smoked it.

    Votes: 5 16.1%
  • Fish are thin because they eat fish.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scrotumbangus is the fear of running full-speed naked into a cold doorknob.

    Votes: 6 19.4%

  • Total voters
    31