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If you were a toad:

  • I feel funny when I slide down a rope in gym class.

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • I was kicked in the head by a mule when I was little.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I’ll take your stupid poll, but I’m not going to like it.

    Votes: 10 32.3%
  • If I had a life, I wouldn’t be here.

    Votes: 3 9.7%
  • If I could be any part of the train, I’d be the caboose.

    Votes: 2 6.5%
  • People who live in rock houses shouldn’t throw glass.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • Out of all the Musketeers, I like Sneezy best.

    Votes: 1 3.2%
  • I don’t know what it was, but I smoked it.

    Votes: 5 16.1%
  • Fish are thin because they eat fish.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Scrotumbangus is the fear of running full-speed naked into a cold doorknob.

    Votes: 6 19.4%

  • Total voters
    31

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teh3vilspa7ula
Jan 4, 2000
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I don’t know what it was, but I smoked it. Actually, I do know what it is, and it is tree shake.
 

tool

BuFs #1 mom
Oct 31, 2001
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Up my ass
Originally posted by QUALTHWAR


Full-speed, too. What? You mean i'm the only one who does this?

you run at a door knob naked full speed? what usually hits the door knob if you dont mind me asking? :D
 

Bot_40

Go in drains
Nov 3, 2001
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HELL YEAH!!

Originally posted by Bot_40
It's fun to look at things around the room and make sentances out of them
Spam btw
I mean the manual really won't be that much help without that slinky spring, I mean who's going to read it if they can't dive off the monitor whilst eating lightbulbs?
Well I really must be going up to open the door because that plastic bag is suffocating my post-it notes. I'll do it straight after i've finished watching my CDs spinning round on the selotape dispencer. But why would they meet there, I mean there's nobody around at that time of night. I don't know what they hope to achive by eating food, I hope they know what they're doing.
Spam btw
Do you think yes or outside there is not any snow to make snowballs out of which is annoying.
How are you gentlemen!!!
There's the remote control! I've searched the whole beach for that and I usually only find nothing but broken AOL cds and Casio keyboards.
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Well I think that that broken modem really needs to go in the bin but it's too full of mobile phones so where will all the toy cars go?
I did mean to write my english presentaion using the 2D shape editor in UED but then I noticed that I don't even take english and that I was going to the wrong school all allong HAHAHAHA Not funny!?
What's that chewing gum doing in my mouth, I thought I put it under the desk during Physics. Spam btw. Oh well, now I suppose I'll just have to make a bomb and put it in a pen so that I can find out who's been stealing them all.
To make any kind of sense of it, I have to go back 3 years. Back to the night the Pain started.Spam btw
Is this the real life?
Is this this this this this this this
Is this the real life life life life life life
Der-der-der-der
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Der-der-der-der-der-der(Spam btw)
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bIs quiet - true
bLikes Spam - true
bLikes Bastard Sword arena on Slomo 0.5 - true

It's time to burn (Spam btw)

You'll always be my baby
I'm always thinking of you baby
Ahhhhhhhhh
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Touch me in the morning
And last thing at night
Keep my body warm baby
You know it feels right
Take a little higher
I'm beggin you toooooo
Tell me what you're feeling (Spam btw)
I've feel it with youuuuu
We can only understand what we are shown
How was I supposed to know that our love would grow

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NICE

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I love things!
I LOVE THINGS!!!!!!!

I HATE STUFF
STUFF SUX
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Do not cross a man with nothing to lose
Mary King's Riding Star OWNZ
Lovin' each day as if it's a life
Live the life you love, love the life you live
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ON/OFF? VOLUME? BASS? TREBLE? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? SPEAKERS? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SPAM BTW!!!!

Arrrrrrrr I hate blue draft excluders. I prefer cyan draft excluders. It's a good job mine is black. Although it doesn't really go with the PC it does match the Playstation 2. I really want a tricycle.

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself
And everbody around cuz he ain't got nobody to listen
to listen to listen to listen....

I'm blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie
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etc.

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the colour
Of all that I feel
And all the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue all the people here that walk around
Blue like me corvette
It's sitting outside
Blue all the words I say in what I think
Blue all the fellings that live inside me

I'm blue dabadee dabadie
dabadee dabadie
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etc.







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120 - GT FRET NOISE
121 - BREATH NOISE
122 - SEASHORE
123 - BIRD
124 - Telephone
125 - Helecopter
126 - APPLAUSE
127 - GUNSHOT

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Enter
NICE!

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Evil_Cope

For the Win, motherfather!
Aug 24, 2001
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Originally posted by BangOut
ScortumBANGus is my great uncle on my mother's side

or maybe this type of thread takes you liking better oh he who smells of poo?