Things to do @ Kmart while the spouse is taking his/her sweet time!
> Or if you are finding shopping boring!!!!
> 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
> they don't realize it.
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
> the store.
> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,"I think
> we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
> 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
> turn the volumes to "10."
> 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
> 7. Put M&M's on layaway.
> 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
> 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
> invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
> 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't
> you people just leave me alone?"
> 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
> you pick your nose.
> 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
> battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
> 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
> 14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
> clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> 15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
> 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
> Impossible."
> 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
> 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various
> funnels.
> 19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
> things like "pick me! pick me!!"
> 20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
> 21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you
> don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
> 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of
> toilet paper in here!"
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> Or if you are finding shopping boring!!!!
> 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
> they don't realize it.
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
> the store.
> 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,"I think
> we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
> 5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
> turn the volumes to "10."
> 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
> 7. Put M&M's on layaway.
> 8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
> 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
> invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
> 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't
> you people just leave me alone?"
> 11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while
> you pick your nose.
> 12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
> battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
> 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
> 14. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
> clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
> 15. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
> 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
> Impossible."
> 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
> 18. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various
> funnels.
> 19. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say
> things like "pick me! pick me!!"
> 20. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
> 21. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you
> don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
> 22. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of
> toilet paper in here!"
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