Eight-year-old Yamada Tarō decided to “literally” tease the crap out of a bird last Sunday in a Tokyo town square. For over an hour, little Yamada teased the pigeon with bird food, holding it just inches from its face and even snacking on small bites himself. The bird eventually freaked out and coated the boy with bird dung. Yamada says he plans on doing something similar next week with a rhino at the local petting zoo. Yamada’s mother said that she doubts he’ll live to see nine.
