Bin Laden's fate

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Frostblood

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you said that perfectly, but only inprison him after his sex change and lobotomy!

A lobotomy would mean that he wouldnt know what was happening. A sex change would be very ironic, but anything like that really would drag us down to their level...and i dont think it would send a message apart from "we're just as brutal as you think we are"

Prison is the only way forward. He'll suffer enough at the hands of the guards and other inmates anyway.
 

Dai

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if he's caught, his followers will strap an elastic band around his scrotum and cut his balls off

wait, that's from a movie, isn't it?
 
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Rukee

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He MUST be exicuted!
if he is allowed to live in jail....he will still be able to orginize his people.....
and other terrorist would just say..."Hell...all he got was jail time so let`s us do it too!! they`ll only throw us in jail!!
You must have the Death penelty here!!
 

Frostblood

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But you forget that for islamic fundamentalists, an honourable death is better than a life in jail. anyway, i would prefer to die than spend my life inside, and he couldnt really cooridinate attacks from a high-security compound.
 

Evil_Cope

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he commited crimes. try him as a criminal as fairly as you can, under whatever countries system that catches him.

this is a police matter. nothing to see.


(not that hell be "taken alive". one way or another an unspectacular death awaits him in his hole in the mountains)
 

Cat Fuzz

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In Star Trek, the Ferengi (the scheming profit whores of the galaxy) have their bodies cut up into small pieces and preserved when they die. These pieces are then sold. The variation here could be to cut bin Laden into 3000+ pieces, have them preserved, and present them to the victims families. The bin Laden chunk wouldn't have to be visible, perhaps sealed in plastic so as not to be gross. A little symbol of justice for those families that lost loved ones.
 
If the politicos are smart, he will never be found.

What better boogie man for the 21st century!

no matter who we catch or kill, it ain't him.
He is always around the corner, waiting in the shadows. If he is still out there, we are still commited to the cause.
The politicos have someone to blame for everything, and a ready excuse for more funds to fight him.

Nah, this isn't the Bin Laden you are looking for.
 

GoldenMouse

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Why don't we take a poll on this? ;)

1. Kill the bastard on sight
2. Give him a mock trial then execute him
3. Give him a mock trial then send him to jail
4. Quietly imprison him in a special containment building then begin breaking him to extract information regarding Al-Queda
5. Celebrate him as a hero for nearly uniting the world in something, anything.

:eek: :chainsaw:
 

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actually i could live with permanent imprisonment, as long as he had absolutely no contact with another human being. that way he could slowly go insane, and at the same time his people would see him getting a punishment worse than death.
 

Frostblood

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Very true Vendetta. Its the followers you have to worry about, killing bin laden to make yourselves feel better is a stupid course of action.

5. Celebrate him as a hero for nearly uniting the world in something, anything

See the "cruel irony" thread.