[Bart Simpson] Chalkboard Punishment

[Lizard Of Oz]

Things Bart Simpson has had to write on the chalkboard as punishment:

I will not defame New Orleans

I will not waste chalk

I will not skateboard in the halls

I will not burp in class

I will not instigate a revolution

I will not draw naked ladies in class

I did not see Elvis

I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'

Garlic gum is not funny

They are laughing at me, not with me

I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom

I will not encourage others to fly

I will not fake my way through life

Tar is not a plaything

I will not Xerox my butt

I will not trade my pants with others

I will not do that thing with my tongue

I will not drive the principal's car

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

I will not sell school property

I will not cut corners

I will not get very far with this attitude

I will not make flatulent noises in class

I will not belch the National Anthem

I will not sell land in Florida

I will not grease the monkey bars

I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment

I will not do anything bad ever again

I will not show off {Written in an Old English font}

I will not sleep through my education

I am not a dentist

Spitwads are not free speech

Nobody likes sunburn slappers

High explosives and school don't mix

I will not bribe Principal Skinner

I will finish what I sta

Hamsters cannot fly

Underwear should be worn on the inside

The Christmas pageant does not stink

I will not torment the emotionally frail

I will not carve gods

I will not spank others

I will not aim for the head

I will not barf unless I am sick

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge

I will not conduct my own fire drills

Funny noises are not funny

I will not snap bras

I will not fake seizures

This punishment is not boring and meaningless

My name is not Dr. Death

I will not prescribe medication

I will not bury the new kid

I will not bring sheep to class

A burp is not an answer

Teacher is not a leper

I will not eat things for money

I will not yell "She's dead!" during roll call

The principal's toupee is not a frisbee

I will not squeak chalk

Goldfish do not bounce

Mud is not one of the 4 food groups

 

[fauker]

Yeah, I never miss the opening of the show for that reason alone, I love to see what he writes each time :tup:

 

[Monks2k]

lol, some of them are good, but not a fan of most.
where did u get all of them

 

[Da RicK]

hehe, a few weeks a go one caught my eye, it was something like

Nobody made me do this.

 

[Nickelass]

on the 300th episode it said something like "Does anybody actually read these anymore?" those are always funny to read, if you can catch them before you cant see them anymore.

 

[desperado]

 

[fauker]

:tup:

Where'd you find that one Desperado?

 

[desperado]

http://google.endofinternet.net/

 

[thewalkingman]

Make your own here

 

[tool]

I have always tried to read what bart writes on the chalk board during the opening to the simpsons, its sometimes hard to get the whole thing though because they only show it for about 2 seconds. But they are pretty darn funny, and I like the ones I have read so far, they have come up with some pretty clever ones.