Ask A Black Guy.

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BITE_ME

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If 2 black guys park there car in the middle of the street.
They walk over to one of my cars and goes "Dam this ****s nice".
Are they going to come back, and try to steal it?
 

BITE_ME

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The road i'm at. People deal drugs.
So lots of flaky people come by.
Yes. They did park in the middle of the street.
I guess they thought they were in Okland.

One Time.
A old mexican lady parked in the middle of the street.
She told me I stole her car.
A car I have owned for over 20 years.
 

Peavey

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Why do white girls crave black cock so much?

Woah dude! Completely outta line!


And anyway, American white girls are completely worthless. I will date every kind of girl the world over before I ever date another lame ass white chick.
 

YouAreTheOrigin

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Does holding in smoke for a relatively longer time while smoking cannabis hit you stronger or is that just some bull?
 

BITE_ME

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Molotov Cocktail?

I was spray can painting my new intake manifold.
It lights up like a blow torch ;)


The funnest thing about the whole ordeal, was the look on the cops face.
The cops came buy, and I was telling them what had happened.
Butt. Just as I got to the part were I burnt all the hair off the guys face.
They left to go tell the guy to never come around my shop.

The first words out of the cops mouth when he got back was "You burnt all his facial hair".
It was so hard to keep from cracking up :lol:
 

Balton

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It doesn't.

All I said was for him to try it.

my bad, what I wanted to ask is more along the lines of why in your opinion people automatically think that a black man knows the dope. the cliche, like the watermelon and grapes thing.

ofcourse giving the lungs more time to absorb helps... but so does eating if you want to waste not one iota. ;)
 
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