Anal Bleaching

[NiftyBoy]

Erase years of grode! I'd never dreamt I could find the phrases "anal makeup", "your Portal of Secrets" and "grasping the entire waste package" in one document.

After the successful bleaching that leaves the area a snowy ice white, patients may go home or opt for area coloring that may range from a light pink to rich ruby red.

Thank god for the internet.

 

[The Dopefish]

I clean my bum well.

 

[JonAzz]

is that for real???

 

[daloonie]

I find that very, very disturbing...

 

[Zur]

Like ... this is supposed to be the place where the sun don't shine :'( .

 

[Juggalo Kyle]

thats what porn stars do, the bleach their bums

 

[missPoopShoot]

No just prawn stars by the seems of it.

Channel 5 did a series of programmes on this subject (not exclusively though )

http://society.guardian.co.uk/health/story/0,7890,1471451,00.html

I wonder if my ass needs bleaching...

*runs to get a mirror*

 

[O.S.T]

If you’re tired of looking at a pulsating mini-me of the Giant Caves of Borneo in a UPS delivery truck color scheme, imagine what others think when they view your well-used and discolored Portal of Secrets (POS).

w...w..what?

portal of secrets?

 

[Zxanphorian]

Picspls??!??!?!!?!?!

 

[Hunter]

w...w..what?

portal of secrets?

Just because your ass doesn't hide anything OST doesn't mean others don't as well

 

[8-4-7-2]

Portal of Sh1tting rather

 

[Balton]

imagine what stupid surgeon vicitims will tell each other

"My anus got a Jackson"

 

[Zxanphorian]

Hmm, maybe goats e also could us this

 

[TossMonkey]

Old news, I got my ass bleached back in college. It was a stupid prank that I wished never happened...

 

[NiftyBoy]

I just wonder how you end up avoiding bleaching internally o_o That can't be good for teh anuslol.

 

[Balton]

burning sensation

 

[qazix]

<spock>Fascinating.</spock>

 

[thewalkingman]

Old news, I got my ass bleached back in college. It was a stupid prank that I wished never happened...

oh do tell

 

[GeneticFreak]

*summons Tool to thread*