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Vampeero

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lol

I remember when I took a ninja turtle toy, and used two m-1 firecrackers on it! It was great! Its head and an arm actually flew from the street in front of my house, over my house and my neighbors house, and into their back yard!

BTW - Lance is probably only concerned because he probably doesn't know you (how could I know that?). He has every right to doubt you, if he doesn't know you. You COULD be a terrorist, or killer. Anyone can type that they aren't. HOWEVER, chances are very good that you aren't, and I believe that you aren't. /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Remember, it takes eleven muscles to smile, but only four to raise your middle finger!

-ThisIsStan
 

Gringle

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True true. Another wise man from Canada. What the hell do you people eat there.

Hit me back, just to chat. Your biggest fan. This is Stan.

Ahhh I don't even care anymore. So what if some kid gets a ninja turtle busted in his eye. I'm tired and it's not even all that late. I'm sick of arguing. Whatever. I'm not mad. Maybe I'll go shoot at another action figure. Just kidding, don't flame me. Sigh...

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"Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy." -F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
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hahaha...

d00d, Gringle, you shot off the head of a GI Joe with a 1911? dude, I just have to say this; that is very primitive /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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Lance201

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OMG

OK Guys,

1. why do you always use invectives in the writing here?? Is this the only way you express yourselve? Or do you just put your normal "speech" to the screen?

2. I think some of you are always very fast a little bit agressive ...

3. Everybody out there:

DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR WEAPONS; I WILL NEVER SAY ANYTHING AGAINST IT, BACAUSE THIS DISCUSSIONS ARE BORING!

LCPL TWENTY
 

I_ABuGa

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I guess I owe an apology to Gringle

I didnt mean to suggest that you would go around shooting people. You have taken offence, I apologize. I feel I do not have the ability/knowledge/maturity to properly express my opinion clearly and concisely. As such I will refrain from commenting further on this subject.

My Sincere Apologies
ABuGa

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Shit Happens... and with great regularity too. We just have to deal with it one turd at a time.
 

Bad.Mojo

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isn't eddie eagle that stupid fucking bald eagle cartoon that goes around rapping about gun safety to kids?

Anyways, NOBODY was in the enemy camp. I just assembled all the points I disagreed with and mocked them back to the stoneage. As far as the terrorist statement, its very true. But even in real life, your neighbour isn't going to walk up to you and say "Hi, I'm Jim Stanton, your neighbour. My hobbies include blowing up federal buildings, storing large amounts of illegal munitions in my basement, and shooting the heads off GI Joes in my backyard. FOR ALLAH!"

Gringle, they don't feed us anything special. We're just naturally better. Its why there's so few of us. Face it, if you pit 6 billion Canadians against 6 billion other people in the world, every place on the globe would be singing our national anthem 2.8 seconds after the war started.

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Dark Knight

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---Gringle
I'm not trying to put you down or anything like that but...

To me it seems that you were/are taking out your aggression/fustration on something that is meant to be representative of a person. You were also using a piece of equipment whose secondary function is to kill someone (the primary function being defence). How far would you have to be "pushed" for you to substitute the plastic toy with a real person (prehaps the person that inadvertinaly helped you to reach that state of mind). As somebody already posted , what you said in your first post is an excellent argument for tighter gun control.


I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
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Bad.Mojo

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Quick! College students everywhere, stop burning the coach in effigy! It may lead you to one day actually string up, hang, and light the real coach on fire!

Yes, don't shoot at something that's meant to represent a human being, Gringle. Jeez, don't you know that the only acceptable place to use a weapon is down at the range, where you shoot at paper targets... that are shaped like human beings. Oh well, there goes that arguement right out the window.

I know, play some infiltration, it should help more. In infiltration, you shoot fake real guns at fake real people! Damn, wait, there goes that arguement too.

Quick guys, help me think of more ignorant, stupid, unresearched things to say.

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Dark Knight

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---Mojo

...just voicing my opinion mojo , I can do that cant I???


I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.
-- Homer J. Simpson
 

Bad.Mojo

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No.

Besides, I'm just voicing mine back.

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Gringle

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hahah

Bad.Mojo is right, buddy. You play Infiltration. How far do you need to be "pushed" to shoot someone in real life. I didn't know your name was spelled H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E! Damn man. Don't act so self-fucking-righteous when you commit the same "sin" you're preaching against. Bad.Mojo, pass me some of that Canada cereal. I'm sick of this stupid country.

--Gringle, webmaster of The Redeemer
"Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy." -F. Scott Fitzgerald
 

Bad.Mojo

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Formula for a smart country:

Take one swatch red fabric, one swatch white. cut red fabric in shape of maple leaf. Sew onto square of white fabric. Take two pieces of red fabric. Sew onto left and right sides of square to form rectangle.

Take beer with an alcohol percentage of five or above and consume minimum 6 daily. Must not taste like water. Must taste like real ale/lager.

Take one pack virginia-cut cigarettes. Consume pack daily. Must be pack of 25 in hard cardboard packaging. Regular size, regular strength. Camo filter optional. Must taste like tabacco, not manure.

Take up lumberjacking or hockey playing. Preferably both.

Use the words "fuck" and "arse" as much as possible in casual conversation.

Learn that 18 is an acceptable age to buy tobacco and alcohol, 14 is an acceptable age to begin driving, marijuana is acceptable for posession, purchase, and personal use, and that female toplessness is acceptable in public places.

Lastly, pledge allegiance to Her Majesty, the Queen of England, and God if you happen to believe in (him/her/them/it)

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jaunty

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sounds alot lik aussie..aside from the dope(illegal but that doesn't stop anyone), driving (16 here), flag (i reckon ours is better) and lumberjacking (our trees look better standing up, well the unsmokable ones anyway /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)

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Bad.Mojo

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Yeah, i figure our flag looked better as the Red Ensign.

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