I just turned on a light switch while my hands were SOAK AND WET....
I just may run with scissors tomorrow.
I just may run with scissors tomorrow.
A tale of survival...
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Nahh... too hard to kill yourself running with scissors. Run with a *REALLY HEAVY* sharp object on a field strewen with large rocks and bumps.
My favorite thing is to run towards a flight of stairs going down with my eyes closed. Sometimes you make it down ok, sometimes you don't.....You just never know.
I stuck one of them big nails in a power outlet once...my fingers were stiff long long after. 
NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
NOTE: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Poweroutlets make u say (read: scream) funny stuff 
Nruuaaaah-h-h-haau-u-u-huhahuah-hahahaa I-i-i-i-i-Ii ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-t-t-t-tt-tt- le-e-e-e-e-ehe-h-het go-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
I got a huge burn on my hand..
Nruuaaaah-h-h-haau-u-u-huhahuah-hahahaa I-i-i-i-i-Ii ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-t-t-t-tt-tt- le-e-e-e-e-ehe-h-het go-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
I got a huge burn on my hand..
trying to get hit by a bus in a small car is my favourite pastime. the bus driver was incredibly pissed.
(I actually did this once). Get on your pair of skates (roller blades) and go down a steep hill towards a curb with your eyes closed. Your skates will hit the curb dead on and you will flip fowards; slamming your face into the concrete. If you're lucky some teeth will fall out. (That didn't happen to me, unluckily... the tooth-loss part).
I have been electrocuted some many times.
Hmm why is this plug wire loose *zap* "****!!!!!"
Hmm this outlet is loose I better fix it *zap* "****!!!!!"
As long as you dont touch both *zap* "****!!!!!" wires you'll never get zapped.
ever make an Tesla coil?..............
Hmm why is this plug wire loose *zap* "****!!!!!"
Hmm this outlet is loose I better fix it *zap* "****!!!!!"
As long as you dont touch both *zap* "****!!!!!" wires you'll never get zapped.
ever make an Tesla coil?..............
thewalkingman, I'll take you up on the Voltage toltal challenege!
Heck I have calculated 345v in the past month have gone through me (3, 115v shocks)
This I believe is my curse. To be schocked OVER and OVER and OVER again.
Notable electrocutions in the past
1 Wall socket in my bedroom when I was 8. Wanted the crystal radio I had just built to have MORE POWER..... (My first schock)
2 Dimmer Pack on a Catwalk in my Highschool theater. Luckily it tossed me. Unluckily it tossed me ALMOST over the guard rail of the catwalk and down onto the hard wooden seats 20' below
3 Strip lights in a community theatre. was by myself at the time and it took me what seems like forever to sit back up after that Kick in the chest.
4 Ground charge from a nearby (VERY) lightning strike. My feet hurt so much that I couldnt walk for 2 days. On X-rays I have some REALLY neat scaring inside my legs.
5. Dimmer Pack in another community theater's Light Grid, Knocked me off a ladder. The fall hurt more than the schock But I was ok after a couple days.
The dangerous thing is that (like an idot) I am starting to work with theatre again after a 3 year break
Heck I have calculated 345v in the past month have gone through me (3, 115v shocks)
This I believe is my curse. To be schocked OVER and OVER and OVER again.
Notable electrocutions in the past
1 Wall socket in my bedroom when I was 8. Wanted the crystal radio I had just built to have MORE POWER..... (My first schock)
2 Dimmer Pack on a Catwalk in my Highschool theater. Luckily it tossed me. Unluckily it tossed me ALMOST over the guard rail of the catwalk and down onto the hard wooden seats 20' below
3 Strip lights in a community theatre. was by myself at the time and it took me what seems like forever to sit back up after that Kick in the chest.
4 Ground charge from a nearby (VERY) lightning strike. My feet hurt so much that I couldnt walk for 2 days. On X-rays I have some REALLY neat scaring inside my legs.
5. Dimmer Pack in another community theater's Light Grid, Knocked me off a ladder. The fall hurt more than the schock But I was ok after a couple days.
The dangerous thing is that (like an idot) I am starting to work with theatre again after a 3 year break
you win
I have never been burned from electricity but I did once when I was eight put my tongue on a electric cord...."****!!!"
\me unplugs computer from myself and plugs into wall socket
I have never been burned from electricity but I did once when I was eight put my tongue on a electric cord...."****!!!"
\me unplugs computer from myself and plugs into wall socket