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Looks like you went all by yourself there 
That's what you get for not allowing girls in to your
stupid race car game...hmpft
That's what you get for not allowing girls in to your
stupid race car game...hmpft
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$n][pErMan said:It appears your wife got lost JS because she is not in the kitchen.... LOL j/k
Hippietoad slings an egg @ sniperdude then heads to her sofa
and yells at him "bring me a beer"...seems right to me....
Ohhhhhhhhh male jokes...brb...let me find one now that you'veProjectX said:
mentioned it....
"Why God created man"
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"
Well... you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
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hippietoad said:Hippietoad slings an egg @ sniperdude then heads to her sofa
and yells at him "bring me a beer"...seems right to me....
sorry 'bout that.....she's scrubbing the floor as we speak....after that, she's baking some rockfish for me to eat....(38 incher, no, I didn't catch it )
This isn't good!!!!! Stevenhorton's wife is making UW cars, and mine is coming to the forums....
might be a troube a-foot.....
Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to really race online
)This isn't good!!!!! Stevenhorton's wife is making UW cars, and mine is coming to the forums....
might be a troube a-foot.....
Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to really race online
Hey !she's got the best avatar{shok combohippietoad said:Looks like you went all by yourself there
That's what you get for not allowing girls in to your
stupid race car game...hmpft
,quickest wit,her first pic post was best ever....need i continue?Jack your a lucky man- shout it out!!!....I did enjoy seein her sneek up on ya like that
PrimalInstinct said:Hey !she's got the best avatar{shok combo
See...told you they'd like me better
Well,that might be stretchin it a bit but i like ya jest as much....so far...hippietoad said:See...told you they'd like me better
PrimalInstinct said:Well,that might be stretchin it a bit but i like ya jest as much....so far...
No...honest...you do like me better...Man, just when I thought
the subliminal messages were working
hippietoad said:No...honest...you do like me better...Man, just when I thought
the subliminal messages were working
OK mebbe your right NEWSFLASH! Primal's first forum exp. leaves him branded TRAITOR and gets him banished (move over craze i miss ya buddy)suicidal tendancy$n][pErMan said:It appears your wife got lost JS because she is not in the kitchen.... LOL j/k
I had to break her hands for not following my orders......PrimalInstinct said:suicidal tendancy
Now I'm getting hungry
Ahhhhh, I'll get Stevenhorton to make me some food...STEVEN!!!!!!WHERE YA' AT ?!?!?!?!? Make me something to eat bitch....NOW!
Ya know my dear ( and I use the term "dear" with lack of amusement)
anyone who breaks my hands which may lead to a broken nail
might should not fall asleep beside me tonight....Muhahahaha
Oh yeth, forgot something...You car has buck teef....
anyone who breaks my hands which may lead to a broken nail
might should not fall asleep beside me tonight....Muhahahaha
Oh yeth, forgot something...You car has buck teef....