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Discussion in 'General' started by JACK SH!T, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. JACK SH!T

    JACK SH!T Evil Genius in a Nutshell

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    gone racing........
     
  2. hippietoad

    hippietoad New Member

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    Looks like you went all by yourself there :shock:
    That's what you get for not allowing girls in to your
    stupid race car game...hmpft :mwink:
     
  3. $n][pErMan

    $n][pErMan UnWheel Server Guru!

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    It appears your wife got lost JS because she is not in the kitchen.... LOL j/k ;)
     
  4. ProjectX

    ProjectX Nicholas 'ProjectX' Udell - UnWheel Maps

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    Calm down you lot.

    Or we'll start hearing sexist men jokes, and there's plenty of those too.
     
  5. $n][pErMan

    $n][pErMan UnWheel Server Guru!

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    haha ... i know :lol:
     
  6. hippietoad

    hippietoad New Member

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    Hippietoad slings an egg @ sniperdude then heads to her sofa
    and yells at him "bring me a beer"...seems right to me....:Poop:
     
  7. hippietoad

    hippietoad New Member

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    Ohhhhhhhhh male jokes...brb...let me find one now that you've
    mentioned it....

    "Why God created man"

    One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.

    "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?"

    "Lord, I know you created me and all of this beautiful garden and all of these amazing animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

    "What's a man, Lord?" "Man will be a flawed creature, with many wreteched traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.

    But... he'll be bigger, stronger, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll make him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.

    He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds wonderful!" says Eve, " but what's the catch, Lord?"

    Well... you can have him on one condition."

    "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret... You know, woman to woman."
     
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    $n][pErMan UnWheel Server Guru!

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  9. JACK SH!T

    JACK SH!T Evil Genius in a Nutshell

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    sorry 'bout that.....she's scrubbing the floor as we speak....after that, she's baking some rockfish for me to eat....(38 incher, no, I didn't catch it :( )
    This isn't good!!!!! Stevenhorton's wife is making UW cars, and mine is coming to the forums....:(
    might be a troube a-foot.....:eek:
    Next thing you know, they'll be wanting to really race online:rolleyes:
     
  10. $n][pErMan

    $n][pErMan UnWheel Server Guru!

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    LoL..... :lol: Do I need to add to the name of the server "No girls allowed!"?? haha :p
     
  11. PrimalInstinct

    PrimalInstinct Flak Monkey

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    Hey !she's got the best avatar{shok combo:),quickest wit,her first pic post was best ever....need i continue?Jack your a lucky man- shout it out!!!....I did enjoy seein her sneek up on ya like that:)
     
  12. hippietoad

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    You wish !
     
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    See...told you they'd like me better :rockon:
     
  14. ignacio garcia

    ignacio garcia Igna! From spain! un wheel adict!!

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    When is going to be ready to download the new version!!!!¿?¿?:D
    And where can I download it¿?
     
  15. PrimalInstinct

    PrimalInstinct Flak Monkey

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    Well,that might be stretchin it a bit but i like ya jest as much....so far...:eek:
     
  16. hippietoad

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    No...honest...you do like me better...Man, just when I thought
    the subliminal messages were working :lol:
     
  17. PrimalInstinct

    PrimalInstinct Flak Monkey

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    :eek: OK mebbe your right;) :confused: NEWSFLASH! Primal's first forum exp. leaves him branded TRAITOR:eek: and gets him banished:confused: (move over craze i miss ya buddy):D
     
  18. PrimalInstinct

    PrimalInstinct Flak Monkey

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    suicidal tendancy:cool:
     
  19. JACK SH!T

    JACK SH!T Evil Genius in a Nutshell

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    I had to break her hands for not following my orders......:mad:
    Now I'm getting hungry :( Ahhhhh, I'll get Stevenhorton to make me some food...STEVEN!!!!!!WHERE YA' AT ?!?!?!?!? Make me something to eat bitch....NOW! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:
     
  20. hippietoad

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    Ya know my dear ( and I use the term "dear" with lack of amusement)
    anyone who breaks my hands which may lead to a broken nail
    might should not fall asleep beside me tonight....Muhahahaha
    Oh yeth, forgot something...You car has buck teef....
     

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