the last major ethnicity I have to conquer is black.
After that.
You going to start work on species?
the last major ethnicity I have to conquer is black.
After that.
You going to start work on species?
Your wanker will fall off, from the stuff your going to catch.
Did anybody else think "BBA" at 1:10?
My current girlfriend is Mexican. I couldn't possibly choose a better ethnicity. She's got that amazing latin ass, perfect c-cups and the most beautiful body. Not only that, but she lives to cook and clean for me. Literally, she's not happy unless she's cooking for me. I'll be sitting around watching a playoff game and she'll bring me sandwich after sandwich after beer after beer. Also, all of her family members are really short. I'm 6'2" so I tower over all of them. It's good because her two older brothers are protective, but they like me because I'm a nice guy. She always tells me how much she loves the fact that I'm a big white man.
My current girlfriend is Mexican. I couldn't possibly choose a better ethnicity. She's got that amazing latin ass, perfect c-cups and the most beautiful body. Not only that, but she lives to cook and clean for me. Literally, she's not happy unless she's cooking for me. I'll be sitting around watching a playoff game and she'll bring me sandwich after sandwich after beer after beer.
How wonderful for you. How long have you been together? Do you have any children? You might find that rather nosey but I am really interested to know the answer....kids change everything and being married for a while also....
don't have kids until you're like 40 and have done almost everything else you wanted to do already.
you can't f*ck your wife on the kitchen counter in the middle of the afternoon when little Johnny could crawl in asking for a bottle of juice.
You're lucky Mixecans dont' internet.
don't have kids until you're like 40 and have done almost everything else you wanted to do already.
I look around; at my parents, at my friends parents.
they all have one thing in common: their lives basically came to a halt when they had kids and hasn't progressed much since. they stopped traveling (to anywhere other than Disney World), they stopped taking promotions so they could stay in one city, they sold their sports cars for mini vans, and they fork over the majority of their remaining income to raise spoiled little sh*ts who don't appreciate how good they have it. oh, and every married father I talk to makes the same joke about how bad your sex life gets after kids.
I know they're joking. but there's truth to it.
you can't f*ck your wife on the kitchen counter in the middle of the afternoon when little Johnny could crawl in asking for a bottle of juice.
But Jacks. The women will be going infertile by then. And younger women produce healthier babies who are less likely to have birth defects.don't have kids until you're like 40 and have done almost everything else you wanted to do already.