Another "UT3 Connection Failed" thread

[neilthecellist]

Ok, every time I try to connect to ANY server on UT3 I get "Connection Failed". Running the latest patch + Titan pack, on Windows XP SP2, Ambit router/modem (a.k.a. "Gateway?") with Time Warner cable, logging in on web browser on 192.168.0.1 user: ADMIN password: cableroot

I've already tried opening all the necessary ports. Did I miss a particular one? Am I opening my ports properly?

FYI 192.168.0.13 is my IP address that is registered to the modem.

As I just moved into an apartment, it's my first time having high speed internet (wireless 54 mbps). Prior to this I've never played online because I'd have a dialup (56k) connection back at my parents' home when I was still living with them. I'm excited to try out UT3 online, but this is a real bummer. Any help?

 

[SlayerDragon]

192.168.0.1 AHAHA I HAVE UR PASSWORD I AM HACKING UR MACHINE RIGHT NOW

 

[neilthecellist]

Ok that is not really funny. Old joke much?

why is it so hard to type on a cell phone?

EDIT:
What's with the "Best of neilthecellist" tags, by the way?

 

[SlayerDragon]

OK OK MAYBE U WILL LIKE THIS 1

Why do programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Spoiler

Because DEC 25 == OCT 31 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

P.S. Y DO U HAVE SO MUCH GRANNY PORN?

 

[neilthecellist]

Ok, if you're not going to post anything constructive, don't post at all. This isn't the OFF TOPIC forum, this is for "Hardware, software & troubleshooting". If you're going to post a load of crap, get the hell out of this thread.

And as far as the "porn"... I'm sharing with 4 other guys in the apartment. Maybe someone else has been smurfing the web. Who knows. That's their business, not mine. You shouldn't bother into that. <-- And I know you didn't actually hack our modem/router, because it's turned off at the moment; we're all outside of the apartment at school/work/fun/wherever.

 

[Underscore]

Ok, if you're [...] going to post [...] post at [...] forum [...]. If you're [...] crap, [...] I'm [...] 4 other guys [...]. Maybe someone [...] knows. That's [...] business [...].