People you would like to kill

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Zur

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A few idiots from the judicial police here and perhaps a judge. I'd be happy to hear they died from a heart attack though.
 

Jacks:Revenge

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somewhere; sometime?
people who don't think anime girls are cute.

I think anime girls can be cute, sure.

I think people who can get off to them for pornographic purposes are freakin' weird. It's just a drawing, but that's just me.

I would kill all the annoying celebrities. I'm getting tired of hearing about them 24/7.

oh my god yes, +1
rather, we should kill those who circulate those gossip magazines.
 
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NeoNite

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1356 a.d. farmer joseph "baneofallcows" pehculiyar.
He stole my marbels. I want them back. He refused. I'm building my own time machine, I'll get him.
 

DarkED

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Right behind you.
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If you could just go kill someone from any time, who'd it be?

You know, after thinking about this for a minute I'm surprised nobody mentioned people like Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin. You could even throw Robert Oppenheimer (father of the Atomic bomb) into the list. If those three people alone never grew up to do the things they did a great many atrocities could have been avoided. And why stop there? I'm sure that killing off some high-ranking officials in the Catholic church just before the Crusades started would have saved thousands of lives. And what if someone went back and killed Osama Bin Laden when he was a little kid? Would 9/11 still have happened?

It's a really interesting question when you actually sit down and give it some real thought.

Can't believe I missed this one before:

Jared from the subway commericals.

Yeah, I'm all for that. When I tell people my name they always go "Dur like the Subway dude dur?" and I always have to say "No, he's an idiotic post-lardass who makes Bill Gates look like the Fonz."
 
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SleepyHe4d

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They aren't louder, the people chosen for the talking in them just have a different voice frequency, or something like that ;0

You don't watch TV do you? Cause that **** is annoying!

You know, after thinking about this for a minute I'm surprised nobody mentioned people like Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin.

I guess you missed the "And don't pick like, Hitler. That's no fun. Go for less obvious," part. At least read the first post. D:
 
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I'd kill Frank.




That guy from Frank TV. I hate him. I really really hate him. I hate his stupid face and his stupid commercials and his stupid Sienfield impersonations and how every impersonation he does is a fat version of the person he's trying to be. You're fat, Frank. It betrays the illusion. You're a fat guy making stupid fat faces with stupid voices. You're a radio personality, not a television personality. If people see you the gimmick loses much of its meaning. I don't care if you wear a suit and a Bill Clinton wig...you don't look like Bill Clinton. You look like a fat guy in a suit trying to sound like Bill Clinton.

I'd so kill Frank. I'd kill him with a potato sack filled with horse shoes and Slim Jims. Get the **** off my television.
 

TheIronKnuckle

What the hell is this "ballin" thing?
Kevin Rudd (Prime Minister of Australia)

Steven Conroy (Aus. Communications Minister, and the asshat wanting to force-filter our entire internet)

Did you like Howard more? Although I agree with you on Conroy.

Hmm, i'd probably kill..... my old English teacher from back in high school.. The only person i've ever really hated with passion in my whole life is he.
 
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oosyxxx

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I'd kill Frank.




That guy from Frank TV. I hate him. I really really hate him. I hate his stupid face and his stupid commercials and his stupid Sienfield impersonations and how every impersonation he does is a fat version of the person he's trying to be. You're fat, Frank. It betrays the illusion. You're a fat guy making stupid fat faces with stupid voices. You're a radio personality, not a television personality. If people see you the gimmick loses much of its meaning. I don't care if you wear a suit and a Bill Clinton wig...you don't look like Bill Clinton. You look like a fat guy in a suit trying to sound like Bill Clinton.

I'd so kill Frank. I'd kill him with a potato sack filled with horse shoes and Slim Jims. Get the **** off my television.

He does stuff for NFL on Fox and his imitations blur a bit much, like his Dr. Phil sounds like his John Madden. Generally an annoying guy all-around, but did you hear who Rob Halford said he could **** if he could **** anybody in the world? It would be HOWIE LONG! Excellent thing is this factoid used to be in Howie Long's wikipedia entry. Maybe he changed it, the party pooper.