What Do you do while you poop?
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1) Remove buttplug and wash it down with warm soap and water
2) Sit on the toilet and wait two seconds for the **** to fall out like ice shearing off a glacier.
3) Dry off the accompanying splash of equal magnitude to above description and use the water to help clean up what little poo actually sticks.
4) Lube up the plug and replace it
5) Wash hands
6) Leave with a smile
2) Sit on the toilet and wait two seconds for the **** to fall out like ice shearing off a glacier.
3) Dry off the accompanying splash of equal magnitude to above description and use the water to help clean up what little poo actually sticks.
4) Lube up the plug and replace it
5) Wash hands
6) Leave with a smile
^^this.
Minus the buttplug obviously
Apparently, the less time you spend sat on the can the less likely you are to suffer from trouble down there in later life :shudder:
Actually asshole isn't censored for some reason. You went through more trouble putting the asterisk in there.
we can say asshole now?
oh snap, we CAN say asshole now.
bravo!
someone finally realized how incredibly hypocritical (and stupid) it was to leave that on the censor list.
props to whichever mod decided to change it.
oh snap, we CAN say asshole now.
bravo!someone finally realized how incredibly hypocritical (and stupid) it was to leave that on the censor list.
props to whichever mod decided to change it.
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Carina: What the f*ck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new
I wont go into the obvious details... but I do enjoy gaming on my ipod touch. Tower defense when in for the long haul.
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I notice that our small cadre of females is staying away from this thread.
Girls must not poop.
As for me: Usually reading; occasionally my DS.
Girls must not poop.
As for me: Usually reading; occasionally my DS.
They do but it's in the middle of the night while we're sleeping (they do all their farting then also).
i wait until i need to go before i head to the toilet. therefore it only takes me a few seconds.
all you long haul strainers are going to have hemorrhoids by the age of 25
all you long haul strainers are going to have hemorrhoids by the age of 25
Does your diet consist entirely of yogurt? There's no way it only takes you 25 seconds bro.
Dude seriously it doesn't take very long to poop. Y'all need some friggen fiber in your diet or something.
I'm a sophomore in college and I mostly eat the food from the dining center which is basically all carbs. Maybe I should buy some fiber bars or something.