What a Narrow-Minded Soceity

[Stilgar]

Originally posted by Cactus
and that's why i don't eat animals... or plants... nonono, i wear a special suit that filters my own waste back into nutrient suppliments, hair, skin, sweat, you name it... it's a self-contained system... i've been using it for years now.

So that is you in your avatar...... aha, aha

 

[Cactus]

i'm a friend of the tomatoes... they're plotting their rise... just you wait...

 

[diddlysquat]

To misquote Maire Antionette

"let them eat

BOOBIES "

 

[Skorch]

Dern you, Cactus!! wait 'till the other humans find out you been hangin' around with the tomato-folk!!...I wondered why you never laughed at any of our "stupid tomato" jokes...

...suddenly things are becoming clear.....

 

[diddlysquat]

Throw em all in the

boobie hatch.

 

[Skorch]

C'mon everyone!!...we're gonna hop into the pickup truck and head on over to Cactus' house and throw rotten people at it!!

...then we're headin' over to that family of tomatos' house, that just moved into the neigborhood, and burn a trellis on their front lawn!! Whoo-hoo!!

 

[diddlysquat]

Burn down the house, but not the

BOOBIES

 

[Chrysaor]

You guys ever watch Attack of the Killer Tomatos?

 

[diddlysquat]

No, but have you ever seen the pr0n classic

Attack of the Killer Boobies ?

 

[Eyuva 'S' NRG]

Originally posted by Cactus
when a person eats a tomato, it's a healthy snack full of nutrients. when a tomato eats a person, it's suddenly an unimaginable and unholy abomination... GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE people...

When a man kills a man it's just par for the course, but when last year a couple of people got killed by a shark, it was front page. Like sharks are a threat or something... You are still far more likely to get killed by a member of the human race than any other species. Think about that the next time you meet a human, he might kill you.

 

[JTRipper]

Ohhh.. justification for my sociopathic urges... thanks.

 

[Cactus]

Originally posted by Skorch
C'mon everyone!!...we're gonna hop into the pickup truck and head on over to Cactus' house and throw rotten people at it!!

...then we're headin' over to that family of tomatos' house, that just moved into the neigborhood, and burn a trellis on their front lawn!! Whoo-hoo!!

hate crimes... hate crimes! where's the ACLU!?!?!??!?!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

 

[Chrysaor]

Did you do that yourself? I impressed

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Originally posted by Chrysaor
Did you do that yourself? I impressed

I know. That house looks realisic as hell, doesn't it?

 

[Chrysaor]

Originally posted by QUALTHWAR
I know. That house looks realisic as hell, doesn't it?

Actually I think there's a small clipping error on the right corner of the roof.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

D'OH!

 

[Cactus]

i farted.

 

[Zarkazm]

Originally posted by QUALTHWAR
I know. That house looks realisic as hell, doesn't it?

It's a damn Picasso or who painted that smiling girl?

After your death people will offer hundreds for a print. You should print it yourself, so you got an "original" which is worth 10.000 times as much.