Welcome one! Welcome all! Your master has arrived!

[Jur_the_ganger]

I am now officialy the king of this pansey forum, bow to me! You are infidels! If anyone decides to get jiggy with me ill kick them in the nards!

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blah blah blah bahfemkf

 

[The_Blue_Beetle]

You don't want any part of me, freak!
I will own your hairy a$$!

 

[The Lamb]

Official Jurmania hairy suit 124,000,000 Jurmarks. Mexican house boy $5.

[MintSauce]

 

[Boom]

If you wish to master this forum, you must first defeat our greatest warrior.

Fear the pink bunny. Run and don't look back.

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

 

[The Lamb]

Holy grenade anyone? Remember, four seconds....

 

[Morety]

Wow, I'm in awe. Can I be your follower? I'd love to be a Ganger-ine.

Llamas spit and poo, and not in the humourous way that monkeys do. They're dirty dirty animals.

 

[Omega-Seven]

nards?

I haven't heard that word in the longest time....

"Nard-shot!"

The undisputed champion of Respawning.
-Jing|PuF|

 

[The Lamb]

Shouldn't it be 'Nads. As in Gonads? (enemy gonads are here!)

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[This message has been edited by The Lamb (edited 05-17-2000).]

 

[Mute]

*groan*.
*mute calls the pun police on Morety*

That WAS one of the more entertaining first posts I've ever seen...



[This message has been edited by mute (edited 05-17-2000).]

 

[DeadPool]

Doh!...(then he continues sweeping the floors.....)

 

[jenny?]

Well, that's a grand entrance..

-Jenny steps to the rhythm made out of brown paper

If rhymes were Valium, I'd be comfortably numb.

 

[OshadowO]

So Mr. Whatchamacallyerself.. what's your point?

0shadow0
Mum's the word dumbs my motto
Suicidal Maniac and damn proud of it!!
My opinions are never humble, they're simply mine!
http://members.tripod.com/~fazal_k

 

[Neo Skinz]

Come back when you've grown up a bit Jur, theres funny and theres stupid...your just a waister!

Visit Neo Skinz to see my Winamp and ICQ skins.

"Philosophy is to science as pornography is to sex!"

 

[Necroth]

/me starts waiting with fellow puffers on what coming next

 

[The Dopefish]

/me notices that all anticipation is geared toward my first remarks, so...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>There are always two, no more, no less. *sigh* A master, and an apprentice.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You have been trained well, young Padawan. But are you ready to take the test?

The66thDopefish
a.k.a. The Dopefish
QuickICQ: 70291071

"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."

 

[Loibisch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Welcome one! Welcome all! Your master has arrived!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"Where? Where?" &lt;looks around&gt;

Loibisch

"I can't see him..."

 

[KingKobra|PuF]

GO BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF!!!
YOUR ONLY A SKINKIN' NOVICE WITH ONE WHOLE POST!!!
YOU DESERVE A GOOD *** WHOOPING TO SHOW YOU WHOS BOSS AND WHOS NOT!!!
JUST BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY BEAT XAN ON NOVICE LEVEL DOESNT MEAN SOMEONE WHO HAS BEATEN HIM ON GODLIKE CANT WHOOP YOUR ROODY-POO CANDY *** !!!

-KingKobra|PuF

He is the master of disater! The fag of lag! The one who eats the dirt beneath your feet for breakfast!
HE IS... KingKobra|PuF!!!

 

[KingKobra|PuF]

get outta here...

-KingKobra|PuF

He is the master of disater! The fag of lag! The one who eats the dirt beneath your feet for breakfast!
HE IS... KingKobra|PuF!!!

 

[The Dopefish]

KingKobra...is there something wrong with your internet connection or are you just always compelled to spam?

Speaking of spiced ham, I found 15,041 spam haikus online yesterday. Dumbest thing I've ever seen.

The66thDopefish
a.k.a. The Dopefish
QuickICQ: 70291071

"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."

 

[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

/me stuffs a small hamster into KingKobra's mouth, whereupon it proceeds to start dancing.

"Now shut the fuck up you loud mouthed insignificant little person with the facial features of a blue arsed baboons rectum. Go back and hide in the offtopic forum where you can spam to your hearts content"

/me has a hangover so no one else had better start shouting. Especially at people on their first post when they're obviously just having a bit of fun.

MonkeyCustard|PuF
Alternate ego of CallMe[PuF]Daddy.
First Disciple of GrandMasterPMB|PuF
A Guiness drinking, dope smoking, llama hunting misbegotten son of a motherless whoremonger
"As funky as a dogs testicles"


[This message has been edited by MonkeyCustard|PuF (edited 05-18-2000).]