Cheese. Always cheese.
It's like firing a torpedo from a Virginia Class submarine. Swift and deadly.
I never, ever poop at work. My fartpipe just shuts down.
I never, ever poop at work. My fartpipe just shuts down.
I never, ever poop at work. My fartpipe just shuts down.
LOL[GU]elmur_fud;2571282 said:I don't usually myself, but the other night I really needed to go. It was a very rushed and busy night so I held it in 'till a good pausing spot. At which point it was getting painful so I went for the bathrooms. I got in there and some guy was in a stall very loudly rubbing one out. Normally I would have turned right around and left at such a thing... but by this time I really needed to go. So I put some headphones in and picked a stall farthest from the weirdo... The pressure on my pipes caused what would have been a solid series of logs to break apart into chunks. I had also drank a 1.5 liter of Mountain Dew and was pissing like a fountain. I wanted too get the hell out of there quick... I could here the gas sounds, the splashing, and the water jetting into water over my headphones. When I finished I left.
Later that night the manager in charge came by my department and told me that earlier that night a customer had went into the bathrooms with a copy of fifty shades of grey and when he left the bathrooms he left the store and called the cops from the parking lot telling them he had just masturbated too the sound of a guy taking a loud dump and didn't want to live anymore. He was gonna drive his car (a Prius... it is still in the parking lot) into oncoming traffic. The cops came and took him to the psych ward at the hospital.
I am not sure if I should be proud of this achievement.
I've walked into the bathroom at my old job and a guy was standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
Bare ass, standing there to pee. Why? Why? Why?
I've walked into the bathroom at my old job and a guy was standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
Bare ass, standing there to pee. Why? Why? Why?
LOL
Back when we were kids and visiting one of those big soccer stadiums my friend and I would go to this row of toilets and there were people waiting in line to take a dump. When it was our turn we would always make those groaning noises followed by a fake "frrrrrp' "brrrrooooop" fart noises and you could hear the guy sitting next to you starting to giggle and trying not to laugh...ahhh...funny times....
I've walked into the bathroom at my old job and a guy was standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
Bare ass, standing there to pee. Why? Why? Why?
I've walked into the bathroom at my old job and a guy was standing at the urinal with his pants and underwear pulled all the way down to his ankles.
Bare ass, standing there to pee. Why? Why? Why?