Toys for Tots. Massholes, beware!
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I just came back from a detail. New England Business Something or other in Leominster.
Lots o' Junk fer Punks there. Probably about 300 toys there. I just hope no one tries to break into my car to steal them...
Note to self: Picking up woman while in blues is easy. Too easy. Kind of disgusting actually. Why can't I find these kind of chicks when not in uniform? Bah!
Lots o' Junk fer Punks there. Probably about 300 toys there. I just hope no one tries to break into my car to steal them...
Note to self: Picking up woman while in blues is easy. Too easy. Kind of disgusting actually. Why can't I find these kind of chicks when not in uniform? Bah!
I've done it every year since I've been repatrioted to the People's Republic of Massachusetts. However, this whole thing about running the entire show is sorta new. And I actually like doing it.
I wonder how many horny little forum posters are going to head out to the nearest Army/Navy store to pick up a dress uniform
Where I live the local H.O.G. and couple of other riding clubs put together a big ride for T4T ... kinda fun to watch the string of several hundred bikers with teddy bears and toy trucks strapped on the fronts of their hogs
(although this year one of the guys riding in it was killed in a wreck).
I wondered if they do that in other cities or just here.
I think I read about that in our newsletter. Was it called something ghei like Ho Ho Hogs, or something?
Kuroshio Apocal
Sucka Free
Blues are great, if ya just want the one night stand action.
I don't do that ****. Just ain't me.
I don't do that ****. Just ain't me.
I totally remember comming home on leave wearing my blues. I thought it would be cool...crappy to fly in. I had my blues on and a black eye and a decent tan form being in the field.
I could just feel all the chicks staring. Nuthing is cooler than being 19 and doing that strut.
I could just feel all the chicks staring. Nuthing is cooler than being 19 and doing that strut.
there is an easy solution for this storm. go to a Toys R Us or whatever, declare martial law or something like that, take the whole thing over with a military occupation, take what you need, take the trucks in the back, and ho ho ho, you have yourself santa's workshop and ghetto sled to take all them toys to thems tots.
there was a toys for tot paintball tourny in springfield admission was one unopened toy. and the whole thing was palyed with brass eagle talons.
FYI fellow Massholes, I will be at the Greendale Mall in Worcester on the 15th, collecting toys there. I will be between Old Navy and Fredericks of Hollywood. (YES! )
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HAHA
Person in the mall: Uhh, Mr. Caller, the people are this way!
Storm: Buzz off!
Kid: Mommy, what's that funny looking man looking at?
Storm: Get lost kid, you're breaking the mood.
*Storm throws a stuffed animal at child*
*Child takes a stuff animal to the head*
Mother: YOU BASTARD!!!
*Mother runs off, child in tow*
...
Enough of me poking fun at Stormcaller. He might break out more pictures of "Skanky-Oogly-Bitch." In all seriousness, have fun...
Person in the mall: Uhh, Mr. Caller, the people are this way!
Storm: Buzz off!
Kid: Mommy, what's that funny looking man looking at?
Storm: Get lost kid, you're breaking the mood.
*Storm throws a stuffed animal at child*
*Child takes a stuff animal to the head*
Mother: YOU BASTARD!!!
*Mother runs off, child in tow*
...
Enough of me poking fun at Stormcaller. He might break out more pictures of "Skanky-Oogly-Bitch." In all seriousness, have fun...
You guys don't honeslty think I'm that much of a neanderthal do ya?
Guys?
Guys?!
Well, **** me runnin'.
Originally posted by St0rmcaller
FYI fellow Massholes, I will be at the Greendale Mall in Worcester on the 15th, collecting toys there. I will be between Old Navy and Fredericks of Hollywood. (YES!
I would laugh if you see someone running around screaming "stormcaller.. storm! you out there?! up for some rav2?"...
INF head walks up to marine.
IH: You stormcaller? I thought he was a sergeant.
M: No I'm not stormcaller. Don't know who your talking about. But there has been a sergeant they had to forcibly remove from Fredericks of Hollywood about an hour ago...
IH: You stormcaller? I thought he was a sergeant.
M: No I'm not stormcaller. Don't know who your talking about. But there has been a sergeant they had to forcibly remove from Fredericks of Hollywood about an hour ago...