I'm a gel man myself!
Here is why....
Apply a liberal amount of gel to your pit hair. Not just any gel, I mean some hardcore, super maximum hold stuff. Goop that can hold your hair at attention in a catagory 5 hurricane with sustained winds of 170 mph. Good brands include Dep or LA Looks.
Now, (here is the fun part, so pay attention) allow the gel to thoroughly dry and start flapping your arms up and down like your an eagle. You may think your purpose behind this action is to achieve a deltoid work out, but its not. You will suddenly notice a fairly loud crackling noise from the hardened pit material breaking down. It's quite funny and it tickles too, besides your deltoids will be larger than life before you know it.
Once you have mastered the Cracking Gel Pit trick, which it is commonly known as, you can move on to the advanced method of using Crazy Glue. I suggest running practice trials first with Elmers Glue. It's bonding properties are not quite that of Crazy Glue. Anyway, have fun and be carefull kids.
(p.s., I am bored, hence the reason behind this insane post)