Question for guys

[Crotale]

Well, what you gotta do, see, is to give this girl a gesture stating your feelings. Take one hand and make it into a fist. Take the other hand and create a donut shape with it. You then take the fist and pass it through the donut hand until the donut is wrapped around your elbow. Finish the gesture by cocking your head to one side while grinning. Oh, and you gotta pump up your eyebrows as if to say, "You get my meaning, darlin'."

Do this, and you will never experience this problem with this girl again. I guarantee it.

 

[-Jes-]

Welcome to /b/eyondunreal

Figures.

 

[Zarniwoop]

This thread offends my sensibilities.

 

[guitarxe]

Sounds like you may not last long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precum

Oh, I never knew what that was. Thanks for the link.

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

 

[kiff]

I'd just tell her about this and ask if you can compare wet spots. either she'll slap you or you'll find magic. either way, problem solved.

 

[Wormbo]

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

Dude, you should have been around long enough to know how BUF OT reacts to questions.

 

[daloonie]

Oh, I never knew what that was. Thanks for the link.

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

What'd you expect? It's an online forum...

 

[TurdDrive]

Oh, I never knew what that was. Thanks for the link.

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

Dont worry, Its happened to me once or twice, But now, ,(sadly) no matter how hard a girl tries, I can't finish.

 

[Capt.Toilet]

Oh, I never knew what that was. Thanks for the link.

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

Hold up tiger, you are 19 and you didn't know what pre-cum was? Did you not take sex ed in highschool?

 

[aCRaSSiCauDa]

What's happening to you is normal, and it happens to everyone when they reach a certain level of concupiscence, regardless how many times they've had sex in their life.

Scientifically, "Pre-ejaculatory" just cleans out the way for the sperms when they come.

Seeing that you have not had sex before, or didn't have direct contact with girls you like, then you get aroused very quick, hence that's happening to you now in every little contact. When you get used to having sex, it will take more time to have this to happen.

 

[BITE_ME]

Boy meets girl.
Boy gets bonair.
Boy gets wet 3 hole under pants.
Boy posts on interweb.
Boy does not thank evey one for their help.
Boy is gay, with wet 3 hole under pants, and dies a virgin.

 

[M.A.D.X.W]

Bring back Azura

 

[Kantham]

Look at her in the eye, grab her shoulders push her in some tight corner of your/her room and neck her like no tomorrow!

It'll make you feel worse about it!

 

[Jacks:Revenge]

very mature of you all.

it's not our fault that you have been living under a rock for 19 years.

 

[GRAF1K]

The solution is to **** her repeatedly. As a side benefit, you will enjoy this immensely.

 

[Staward]

 

[dotnetbeast]

But everyone else... jeez, very mature of you all.

You asked people on the internet for advice.
Take it from me, its not the best choice.

 

[TWD]

She is an alien and is trying to turn your penis into a production factory for her invasion force. The liquid could be full of tiny aliens that eventually solidify into fully grown aliens. Wash it off with warm water as quickly as possible. If it turns solid it may already be too late. It was good knowing you.

 

[Firefly]

Next time show her and ask 'is this good for you?'.