Your boss's boss is an idiot. I deal with idiots all day long. Executives who got their jobs by knowing the right people, not having the right knowledge.
My boss's boss wants me to build aeronautical charts with Adobe Illustrator by somehow finding secret government aeronautical data somewhere on the internet. All we have to do is ask for the data because we have a government contract, but that's too easy. They also don't understand that Adobe Illustrator isn't designed for making complex charts. We do things the retarded way here and we like it.
you should watch The IT Crowd... sounds just like that!