Yeah, and this:
The truth is that not everyone does it (and most of the websites that tell you otherwise are trying to make money off ads related to sex). You see, there are some real dangers to participating in the act of masturbation. The mormon church teaches that masturbation, or other types of self-stimulation is wrong. Here's why: While masturbation can seem harmless, it elicits sexual feelings that are intended only for marriage. This habit-forming activity quickly leads to other activities such as viewing pornography and participating in homosexual activities.
Actually, I have some personal experience advice for anyone interested. Just start watching lots and lots of anime. Non-hentai anime. Works great. I haven't spanked the monkey in longer then I have in a long time. Deleted about 10GB of porn, replaced it with anime.
Riiiiiiiight.
REAL DANGERS. OMG.
We are males, we produce sperms everyday, we have to empty the bottle. A "god" made us this way. Idiots.
And if a man decide to be Gay, that's against the church's will, right? What about lesbians? No mention of that anywhere?
Lesbians also fall under the gay category.
mormons = bunch o wankers
Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
Sorry for the double post, but:
The church just wants to make sure the kiddies are unspoiled and totally innocent. before they get their hands on 'em. Because that's the way they like 'em!
Dude that made me shoot Vault thru my nose stop that !Until I had a second look.
I am seeing no good reasons to stop yet.