I'm getting married!

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The Dopefish

Eat your veggies!
Apr 17, 2000
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Yup, it's been four years since I got into my relationship and since then we've lived in an apartment, shared some bills, adopted two kitties and last November we bought a house together. So we figured, since we've done most of the tough stuff already and thrived, we'd sign a piece of paper that says what most people already think of us anyway: as being married.

So next June 26th we'll be doing that! Thought I'd share it with you guys!
 

tool

BuFs #1 mom
Oct 31, 2001
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Up my ass
This isn't that fat chick that you met online and everyone on here made fun of you over is it?
 

anaemic

she touch your penis?
Jan 7, 2002
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The Dopefish has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
 

Capt.Toilet

Good news everyone!
Feb 16, 2004
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I don't congratulate anyone for getting married, I just wish them luck. Also make sure you specify on that paper that your stuff is yours and not hers. You don't want her robbing you blind the moment something goes belly up.
 

d3tox

Face down in a pool of his own vomit.
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Congrats on the new dishwasher/washing machine.