I recently spoke to my wife in openly about our marriage. As we finalize our divorce I was a little taken aback by the things that she said caused her contempt, callus, bitchy, evil, money grubbing, whiney behavior (got a little carried away). Now I used to give this filthy cooze about 1 thousand dollars everytime I got paid plus more for every farkin thing that came up as an allowance. I was always there to help. Im the kind of guy that will wake up at 3 am and run to the all night cvs or store to get her anything she needs, or be there in force wherever and whenever...Im a pretty loyal guy and enjoy the fact that Im known for my dependability (must be the marine in me). So I found it so farkin trivial when she mentioned these faults. Id be a better husband if:
(in no particular order)
- I didnt fart so much
- I didnt wake up cheerful and motivated
- I didnt drink....at all
- I didnt blow my nose in the bottom underside of my **** when Im at the pc working and dont feel like getting a tissue (admittedly, thats pretty disgusting)
- I didnt enjoy playing video games
- I didnt yell NOOOO!!! in my sleep (dont ask, Ive actually woken myself up doing that)
- I wasnt so gung ho about my beloved Corps
- I didnt complain about the mess she always leaves in the kitchen
- I didnt get embarrassed and apologize for her when she acts abrasive towards any service person when we are out (the israeli in her)
- Take a shower on Sunday...most times I just dont, just get up and throw on some sweats, get some coffee and the paper, put on the news and hop on the pc, do some work around the house etc.
- I acted my age (not sure wheat she means by that)
- I wasnt so popular with my friends
- I didnt give my little brother so much money all the time (**** her hes the only brother I have and I tenderized the kid when we were growing up so its the least I can do)
- I acted more like the formal education I have
- I didnt say f u c k so much
- I wasnt such a smart ass
- I didnt challenge everything she says (I never saw it that way, just questioning to have a conversation, she would get hyper defensive when all I wanted to do was find out stuff or have an interesting conversation)
- Didnt threaten my neighbors (hehe yeah thats bad but the kid had it comming...I just scared him a little, something about the black watery mush that will be his brains laying on the ground if he doesnt turn down that techno crap at 3am)
- I didnt dry all the cloths in the same dryer
- I didnt stay up so late
- I didnt wake up so early
- I didnt make a disgusting noise when my throat itches
- I didnt act so American (**** that filthy Israeli cooze)
Theres more but you get it. This was all the **** that she brought out. Funny, Most American girls just want a good, loyal man.
Well that felt good venting all that crap.
(in no particular order)
- I didnt fart so much
- I didnt wake up cheerful and motivated
- I didnt drink....at all
- I didnt blow my nose in the bottom underside of my **** when Im at the pc working and dont feel like getting a tissue (admittedly, thats pretty disgusting)
- I didnt enjoy playing video games
- I didnt yell NOOOO!!! in my sleep (dont ask, Ive actually woken myself up doing that)
- I wasnt so gung ho about my beloved Corps
- I didnt complain about the mess she always leaves in the kitchen
- I didnt get embarrassed and apologize for her when she acts abrasive towards any service person when we are out (the israeli in her)
- Take a shower on Sunday...most times I just dont, just get up and throw on some sweats, get some coffee and the paper, put on the news and hop on the pc, do some work around the house etc.
- I acted my age (not sure wheat she means by that)
- I wasnt so popular with my friends
- I didnt give my little brother so much money all the time (**** her hes the only brother I have and I tenderized the kid when we were growing up so its the least I can do)
- I acted more like the formal education I have
- I didnt say f u c k so much
- I wasnt such a smart ass
- I didnt challenge everything she says (I never saw it that way, just questioning to have a conversation, she would get hyper defensive when all I wanted to do was find out stuff or have an interesting conversation)
- Didnt threaten my neighbors (hehe yeah thats bad but the kid had it comming...I just scared him a little, something about the black watery mush that will be his brains laying on the ground if he doesnt turn down that techno crap at 3am)
- I didnt dry all the cloths in the same dryer
- I didnt stay up so late
- I didnt wake up so early
- I didnt make a disgusting noise when my throat itches
- I didnt act so American (**** that filthy Israeli cooze)
Theres more but you get it. This was all the **** that she brought out. Funny, Most American girls just want a good, loyal man.
Well that felt good venting all that crap.