Iamnogoodwithknives
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Jagdtiger said:
Who the hell attacked you? Please don't tell me it was an accident because then it would be just...ugh....
Oh man... my friend worked in the "triage" or something like that, which is basically the urgent care place of one of our local hospitals. He's sitting there when like 4, I think 18-20 year olds, come walking in, carying one of them who is bleeding heavily in the pants. I guess they were "playing around" with knives when one of them tried to do a high kick and ended up getting one of his nuts sliced. I heard, but am not 100% sure, it was actually so bad they had to remove it 
My science teacher (who's 24) used to volunteer at our local hospital. He saw a guy being pushed into the ER at like 3 am laughing at himself because he stepped on one of those miracleblade titanium knives when he was fooling around cutting up random ****.
FeelTheUniverseXXX said:
Am I the only one who raised an eyebrow at that?! You mention it so off handedly.
Some Dude: Hey FTU, how'd you get that cut.
FTU: Oh that? I did that while I was dancing with my swords.
SD: I see. These things happen.
No offense meant. I just think it delightfully odd that you can say somehting like that and have no one (save myself) make a remark about it.
Approx, we're used to it. He's like the crazy woman at the end of the road with who keep a thousand cats and calls them her babies. He's a little ... excentric (sp?)
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hmmz i fell down stairs whilst carrying a stack of old wooden chairs, and damn near impaled myself on the thing, had a big gash from my neck to the bottom of my breastbone for a very long time. looked like someone had been giving me ****ing heart surgery or something
-reaper- said:
no, wankers cramp!
I did have a few friends who used to throw knives and **** around the room for fun, no-one was ever seriously injured but the house got trashed. We used to dare eachother to do things, once one of us was dared to let off a few blanks outside (this is the uk remember) so he ran to the top of the hill, right outside the police station, and let fly a whole clip of 15 blanks! He then proceeded to stroll back down the hill, giggling and saying "what?" to all the faces staring at him from the front garden. I'm so glad we didn't have swords
Approx said:
That's exactly how people act around me. I'm pretty mellow about most everything I do, and people react accordingly.I find that things I do tend to only be "weird" if I emphasis them as such. I don't, so they aren't
None takenApprox said:
Snakebite said:
LOL!<ontopic>
"I'm a kniiiiife.... Knifin' arooouuund.... Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut"
I love that song
Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ said:
It was an accident, another guy was sharpening it beside me and it slipped. He wasn't the smartest guy I've ever seen.