heres a riddle for u

[Dr.Quake]

if it takes half a chicken half a day to lay half an egg, and a whole chicken a whole day to lay a whole egg, then my friends i ask of you how long does it take for a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?


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[Lizard Of Oz]

Kosher or Dill?

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

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[wiz4ha]

this would be a dill pickle. this is actually the riddle i told dr quake.

he said it incorrectly. it goes like this:

it takes half a chicken, half a day to lay half an egg. it takes a whole chicken, a whole day to lay a whole egg. how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

WiZ
Smiley Games

"What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Matter? Never Mind"

 

[Donkya Bwoy]

pickles don't have seeds?

Ask the carney folk to get it, they're great climbers!

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

The answer:

An infinite amount of time.

Why:

Monkey's have a limited attention span, and would give up after a few seconds.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[wiz4ha]

that could be...ill have to find out...

WiZ
Smiley Games

"What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Matter? Never Mind"

 

[Taskmaster]

I'm going to be logical about this, which is most obviously going to be a mistake given the fact that we are talking about wooden-leg monkeys and dill pickles.

But I would say that it takes half as long as it takes half a wooden-leg monkey to kick half the seeds out of half a dill pickle!

Then again I might not have a leg to stand on here! Orange you glad I'm not going to use a lot of vegatable puns. I'll squash that idea right now. Lettuce go before I turnip any more lame jokes.

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[This message has been edited by Taskmaster (edited 01-04-2000).]

 

[L_S]

I didnt know whether to laugh or cry after I read that Taskmaster.

If you have any problems with what I just said then I welcome you to click here.

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

I believe the Taskmaster hit the nail (or pickle) on the head.

I think you win the prize.

BTW, what is the prize?

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[wiz4ha]

theres a prize now??? when was i informed about this?

WiZ
Smiley Games

"What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Matter? Never Mind"

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

Every contest has a prize.

Fess it up, Taskmaster is waiting.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[Wendy]

B4 we all waste way too much time on this, is there a real answer? One that is clearly correct to the exclusion of all others?
Or is someone just trying 2 fry what little gray matter we have left?

You walk the thin line between glory and despair, soon you shall cross over it.

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

SiZzZzZzZle...

 

[wiz4ha]

me fess up???

i didn't post this..... it was all Dr. Quake!!!!! YES! that's it! Dr. Quake will give you the prize! Ah HA! so there!

to tell you the truth wendy, i don't even know the answer. it might be to fry our minds...OH NO! IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN LIZARD! WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?!

WiZ
Smiley Games

"What is Mind? No Matter.
What is Matter? Never Mind"

 

[Heliogabolus]

Hold on just one minute here.
If it takes half a chicken half a day to lay half an egg, why does it take a whole chicken a whole day to lay a whole egg?
Surely each half of the whole chicken would lay its half of the whole egg in the same amount of time it took for the original half a chicken to lay its half an egg - half a day.

 

[Morgan]

If i was a peg-legged-monkey I'd just eat the damn pickle and get it over with!

Yeah lady, You and the IRS...

 

[Lizard Of Oz]

If I was a Peg-legged monkey, I get an eye-patch and a cutlass and pretend I was a pirate. Then I would Rape and pillage the pickle.

Whoa.. I think I just got to weird for me.

"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."

-Lizard Of Oz -aka- {PuF}Lizard- nguid = 108675

 

[Taskmaster]

Do you like dill pickles with seeds?
asked a wooden-leg monkey sitting in weeds.

I do not like dill pickles with seeds!
I do not loike monkeys sitting in weeds.

I will not eat a dill pickle just for fun,
I will not eat a dill pickle on a bun!

I will not eat it here or there...
I will not eat it anywhere!

No monkey with your leg of wood,
I don't think I ever could!

I do not like those slimy dill pickles!
Even with their seeds my throat they tickle!

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[trinity]

who cares what the real answer is? lets just eat the monkey and the chicken. damn! now im hungry...

 

[Taskmaster]

You forgot the egg and the pickle... aw.. now I'm not hungry! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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