Merry Christmas... D'oh, I'm over a week late. On a related topic, today I dreamed with a beardy fat ol' fart on a red suit... And I think he was a pimp... "Ho, ho, ho". Oh, yeah, and he had a Coca Cola sticker on his back.
OK, now seriously... HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU MOTHEREFFRS!
And on my entry post, I'd like you to help me with something... Today I had my first m4s7urb4710n of 2011... I have no girls around my parents' basement, so I had to use my hand to make that white stuff pop out. It felt goood... But then something came to me: Over a trillion little Hugos just died on my hands. Am I a killer? Am I gonna go to jail? Am I gonna get banned?