My daughter painted a card for me
what the ********?
I thought you were like 19. How old are you and your daughter?
Happy Mothers Day
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what the ********?
I thought you were like 19. How old are you and your daughter?
WHAT?!! You actually tasted a random friends breastmilk? She got her tits out in front of you all at a party????
you've never done that? :/
Yeah. She wasn't even drinking (she was pregnant obviously), but yeah. That's what happened, after a little bit of hesitance. She was just as stoked about her own lactating as we all were, she was kind of proud of it.
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No, that means that in 3 years science will alter Igoy in a way, so that she will be able to fertilize M.A.D.X.W.
No, that means that in 3 years science will alter Igoy in a way, so that she will be able to fertilize M.A.D.X.W.
shhh, don't tell her that! it'll certainly ruin "my shot"
No, that means that in 3 years science will alter Igoy in a way, so that she will be able to fertilize M.A.D.X.W.
It would be my pleasure.
I'm gonna' throw my hat into the ring and suggest we make it a good ole' fashioned gang-bang.
then we can place bets on who the father will be.
you know, seeing as to how none of us will use a condom.
then we can place bets on who the father will be.
you know, seeing as to how none of us will use a condom.
