Existential question on porn

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Zur

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Now just when in history did someone somewhere decide that there was something good about sticking it up a woman's butt ? I mean the poop chute of course. If the pornmeisters, internet and rule 34 didn't exist, wouldn't be just happy going in through the front door ? And if a better fit is needed just change for a tighter lass.
 
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Jacks:SmirkingRevenge said:
nothin' wrong with riding the Hershey Highway.
last time I checked, butt humping has been around for much longer than porn and the internet have been around.
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Hay. Probably as a way to not get the misses pregnant. Still, have yet to hear animals do as much.
 
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OP and the dribble kind of assume it was the one doing the poking that came up with the idea. Truth of the cheesecake is that WOMEN like to get it through both for the best orgasmic effect. At the same time, even. Us men probably just sort of had to follow suit. I haven't done it, but my current girlfriend confessed to this some time ago. She likes it pretty rough.

It opened up a new world to.. nah, I haven't conquered those territories yes. Just slipped in there once or twice by accident.
 
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Gir said:
OP and the dribble kind of assume it was the one doing the poking that came up with the idea. Truth of the cheesecake is that WOMEN like to get it through both for the best orgasmic effect. At the same time, even. Us men probably just sort of had to follow suit. I haven't done it, but my current girlfriend confessed to this some time ago. She likes it pretty rough.

It opened up a new world to.. nah, I haven't conquered those territories yes. Just slipped in there once or twice by accident.
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In my experience if a girl is into it she'll let you know.
Also they never show the prep required in porn for a mostly shit free ride.
Can't say I'm a fan really.
 
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Firefly said:
experimenting.
If you look at porn from the 70's and earlier there's virtually no chutney ferret action.
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Exactly. Now the ladies are expected to get into rough sex, bukakke, anal, dp, threesomes and gangbangs ? While men are supposed to have an iron rod and be able to paint an entire wall in semen ? In what alternative universe is this an everyday thing ?
 
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Zur said:
Exactly. Now the ladies are expected to get into rough sex, bukakke, anal, dp, threesomes and gangbangs ? While men are supposed to have an iron rod and be able to paint an entire wall in semen ? In what alternative universe is this an everyday thing ?
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Michael Bay should direct :D
 
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Buttsex is gross. Would you fuck a turd? The worst is when the porn ho sticks the wiener in her mouth afterward.
 
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