I'm going to share to you a brief description of my girlfriend, if only for the fact that she's f'ing amazing.
She's a 5'6" blond punk. She likes guns. Better yet, she likes H&K. She plays Counter-Strike and Infiltration with me... well, she doesn't play, she just loves watching. We go hunting together. She drinks beer and casually watches the hockey game with me. We go and check out chicks together. She's in cadets (though she'd now be old enough to join the regs). She's not a vegetarian. She doesn't whine, she kicks ass. She's not afraid to eat in front of me. When she's not eating in front of me, she doesn't eat kleenex. She has the same rank I did. She has the same initials as me.
Yes, I have found what man has been looking for since the dawn of his age, a best friend with a vagina that you can have sex with and sleep with. Its the best of both worlds, my friends.
HAHAHAHA! I love bragging about her. Envy me.
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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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She's a 5'6" blond punk. She likes guns. Better yet, she likes H&K. She plays Counter-Strike and Infiltration with me... well, she doesn't play, she just loves watching. We go hunting together. She drinks beer and casually watches the hockey game with me. We go and check out chicks together. She's in cadets (though she'd now be old enough to join the regs). She's not a vegetarian. She doesn't whine, she kicks ass. She's not afraid to eat in front of me. When she's not eating in front of me, she doesn't eat kleenex. She has the same rank I did. She has the same initials as me.
Yes, I have found what man has been looking for since the dawn of his age, a best friend with a vagina that you can have sex with and sleep with. Its the best of both worlds, my friends.
HAHAHAHA! I love bragging about her. Envy me.
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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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