Death by Caffine

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Defeat

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>"It would take 193.54 bottles of Bawls to put you down" Hmm, i'd love to try it but that would be an expensive test. I need to find some Redline, i just read that article about it
 
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Selerox

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I... NEED... CAFFINE...

That makes the 8+ cans of Red Bull I have at most EuroLANs seem pretty mild by comparison...

Best one ever was the big gulp thing of red bull and vodka that PMB made me at EuroLAN I, that kept me alive for the whole thing, even though it turned me into a teeth-grinding zone-killing machine after a few hours :D
 

Breadtruck

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if you where 1 pound
It would take 1.34 cans of Diet Mello Yello to put you down
EDIT! 0.14 cups of Starbucks Grande Coffee + You = Death
 
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Dark Pulse

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You could drink 264.47 cans of Red Bull before croaking

After 556.78 cans of Pepsi-Cola, you'd be pushing up daisies

After 315.78 bottles of Bawls, you'd be pushing up daisies

622.28 cans of Cherry Coke + You = Death

It would take 4231.50 glasses of Chocolate Milk to put you down

After 293.85 cans of Jolt Cola, you'd be pushing up daisies

After 42.31 cups of Starbucks Grande Coffee, you'd be pushing up daisies

And finally, the little drink nobody loves...

528.94 cans of Mr. Pibb + You = Death
 

Peavey

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Well that makes the "fo-tain Doctuh Peppuhs" Forrest Gump drank seem pretty harmless.

I always see all these kids at my school with those huge 32oz. cans of energy crap, and they drink them daily. I don't see the harm in drinking them every once in a while but seriously, daily? That stuff is so bad for you. Eating an apple in the morning will give you just about as much energy. Works for me anyway.

Energy drinks are like the Starbucks for males now, too. It's like a fashion accessory, and all the guys at my school are always showing them off. It's really dumb. I always tell them, "REAL MEN don't need energy drinks to wake up in the morning, püssy!"
 
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anaemic

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im pretty sure id have a heart atack and die after 20 cans of redbull let alone the crazy amounts its suggesting i could have here...
my heart noticably aches after a 1.5 litre bottle o_o
 

Valium

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Woa... i drunk the equivalent of my blood-weight in coca cola the other week (i'm not very big so it didn't take too much) with half a bottle of champagne and that damn near finished me off.

Something to do with all that caffene and alcohol, mixed with the various gases from the two.
Felt like a heart attack, and losing the ability to control breathing