Wow, GG and well played guys. To all the DCSB's. It was a tough fought match and one we were happy and glad and excited and aroused to partake in.
Let's have a rundown shall we? DCSB and pet joined the server. Tensions were high. I'm not sure how it was on DCSB's end but we were sweating bullets in fear of the mighty Euro team in Jolt's leagues and we knew we had to play our absolute hardest to squeek away with even a tie since the skill levels were obviously overwhelming on their side. I soiled myself as I was typing in the IP but that's neither here nor there..
We join the game on Sunset Beach, well 5 or so of us joined the game.. and we were relaying the IP back to the other members. The screen was counting down towards the beginning of our demise.. 456 seconds left until utter domination and being hand fed our asses on a silver platter. BUT WAIT! WHAT'S THIS?! Three pet's down and only half clicking "ready" because 0wl was still masturbating furiously to the picture of Detective's girlfriend and so obviously, wasn't ready to begin.. and the domination begins EARLY! Oh noez, what are pet to do?! We begin the match overstaffed, outnumbered, and completely demoralized due to the unlucky turn of events. In the middle of the match, c0rw overheats and disconnects.. only to re enter and attempt to help, to no avail. But we fight valiantly, Puppy was the Last of the Samupet's as he held the last artifact waiting for us to power up to cap, but he fell to the mighty, swift, and surgical precise attack of some gunner..
DCSB for teh win! On to Lowlands!
We load the map. We settle our strats. We do the damn thing. We win (fast) while 0wl is still furiously masturbating, just to raise morale. All is well.
PET for teh win! On to Alcazar!
We load the map. We settle our strats. 0wl busts. We win (fast). 0wl recjoices.
PET for teh win! On to KAMINARI. Being that we picked this map.. KAMINARI.. and only KAMINARI and not anything else but KAMINARI..
Half of us load the map. Half do not. Why aren't the others loading we cried out in despair?! It was then, that it dawned on us.. THIS WASN'T KAMINARI! NO! What was this map? Kaminari-LE?! Why, I haven't seen a single server run this map in EONS! Where did this map come from, and why wasn't our pick of KAMINARI and just KAMINARI and nothing but KAMINARI and most certainly not anything called KAMINARI-LE on the rotation? What EVER is happening? Did we cross into the twilight zone?! Regardless, pet pushed ever forward and fought hard and tried to gain a foothold.. but DCSB being the mighty powerhouse of a European team, with XMP players who move like ballerinas and crash like football players into the ranks of opposition.. pushed back ever so forcefully.
DCSB for teh hat trick! THE MATCH IS A TIE!
BOY, we weren't expecting THAT tactic. I commend you for your amazingly talented strategical command of the situation and I'd like to shake whoever coordinated that attack on the pet's on Kaminari's hand. We were expecting you to go for the energy, but going for an entirely different map than what we chose was a most excellent turn of events. You just outsmart everyone else. Astounding! Well played old chaps, well played!
You were quite possibly the best performing team against 2-3 players I have EVER seen in my long experience of playing XMP. But as for my critical review and assessment of the situation, in order to help both you out in the future, because I'm a nice guy and believe in chipping in where I can for the betterment of all players.. is as follows: Based on the play experienced from the maps where you actually played a full opposing force.. eh, keep practicing. Enjoy the win, you most definitely EARNED it!
Let's have a rundown shall we? DCSB and pet joined the server. Tensions were high. I'm not sure how it was on DCSB's end but we were sweating bullets in fear of the mighty Euro team in Jolt's leagues and we knew we had to play our absolute hardest to squeek away with even a tie since the skill levels were obviously overwhelming on their side. I soiled myself as I was typing in the IP but that's neither here nor there..
We join the game on Sunset Beach, well 5 or so of us joined the game.. and we were relaying the IP back to the other members. The screen was counting down towards the beginning of our demise.. 456 seconds left until utter domination and being hand fed our asses on a silver platter. BUT WAIT! WHAT'S THIS?! Three pet's down and only half clicking "ready" because 0wl was still masturbating furiously to the picture of Detective's girlfriend and so obviously, wasn't ready to begin.. and the domination begins EARLY! Oh noez, what are pet to do?! We begin the match overstaffed, outnumbered, and completely demoralized due to the unlucky turn of events. In the middle of the match, c0rw overheats and disconnects.. only to re enter and attempt to help, to no avail. But we fight valiantly, Puppy was the Last of the Samupet's as he held the last artifact waiting for us to power up to cap, but he fell to the mighty, swift, and surgical precise attack of some gunner..
DCSB for teh win! On to Lowlands!
We load the map. We settle our strats. We do the damn thing. We win (fast) while 0wl is still furiously masturbating, just to raise morale. All is well.
PET for teh win! On to Alcazar!
We load the map. We settle our strats. 0wl busts. We win (fast). 0wl recjoices.
PET for teh win! On to KAMINARI. Being that we picked this map.. KAMINARI.. and only KAMINARI and not anything else but KAMINARI..
Half of us load the map. Half do not. Why aren't the others loading we cried out in despair?! It was then, that it dawned on us.. THIS WASN'T KAMINARI! NO! What was this map? Kaminari-LE?! Why, I haven't seen a single server run this map in EONS! Where did this map come from, and why wasn't our pick of KAMINARI and just KAMINARI and nothing but KAMINARI and most certainly not anything called KAMINARI-LE on the rotation? What EVER is happening? Did we cross into the twilight zone?! Regardless, pet pushed ever forward and fought hard and tried to gain a foothold.. but DCSB being the mighty powerhouse of a European team, with XMP players who move like ballerinas and crash like football players into the ranks of opposition.. pushed back ever so forcefully.
DCSB for teh hat trick! THE MATCH IS A TIE!
BOY, we weren't expecting THAT tactic. I commend you for your amazingly talented strategical command of the situation and I'd like to shake whoever coordinated that attack on the pet's on Kaminari's hand. We were expecting you to go for the energy, but going for an entirely different map than what we chose was a most excellent turn of events. You just outsmart everyone else. Astounding! Well played old chaps, well played!
You were quite possibly the best performing team against 2-3 players I have EVER seen in my long experience of playing XMP. But as for my critical review and assessment of the situation, in order to help both you out in the future, because I'm a nice guy and believe in chipping in where I can for the betterment of all players.. is as follows: Based on the play experienced from the maps where you actually played a full opposing force.. eh, keep practicing. Enjoy the win, you most definitely EARNED it!
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