Well... that doesn't sound like much but my crime was to steal some canned exotic fruits, it was ananas me thinks. But, since it was uhhh... over 30 years ago, they were a REAL rarity here in Finland. Got busted, the shopkeeper blackmailed me to work in his shop for free until I made a confession to my mom (after 5 horrible weeks) ... made me hate both stealing AND blackmailing. My dad did something to the shopkeeper because he moved into another town ..... Well, I got another punishment at home as well after the confession but that felt fair...
But what a horrible boy I have been othervice ...
Teasing my english teacher with electronic sound device that emitted 10000Hz sound @ 110dB ... hidden in the cardboard chalk box making her head ache... did that all autumn season....
After the sound device got exposed, I made another one and connected that into the school speaker system so that the sound could be heard EVERYWHERE. Made the sound a lower pitch so You could clearly hear it. It too an entire week before they found where it was ...
Teasing the very same teacher with fake cardboard chalks ... made them from wood .....
Coins glued on the floor near the vending machine ...
Hosting a pirate FM station in the school attick. The authorities never found it because they could not believe it was there. It operated over 3 years and became quite popular in my city ... got finally caught because a "friend" exposed me.
Home brewn gun powder driven into exhaust pipes. If someone would do that to me today, I would make mittens out of him.
Drawing-pins hidden into a candy box. Lay that innocently looking into a driveway that bicycles use. Most young ppl AIM into those....
Take six inches of bicycle tube, use the red not the black brand. Tie the other end tightly so it is like a condom and slip over an exhaust pipe. Fasten tightly. The motor will run for a while ... the ball gets quite big before it BOOMS.....
The list is endless .... I used to work a LOT at home ... My parents were wise enougn not to beat me but they sure let me know which things were wrong to do ... although my daddy used to tell stories to his collagues about my "inventions" and what I've found out .. not everything was told with bad feelings.....