ElectricSheep said:Guess what? When you need to obtain a semen sample from a pig for insemination or testing, that's how you do it. Yes, there are job descriptions in this world, particularly in the zoological and agricultural areas, that include "Pig Masturbator".
It could have been worse. At least it was only pigs and not elephants. Guess how you get a semen sample from an elephant? No, you can't give it a wank (there's a bit too much to wank, I guess). You have to instead massage the prostate through the rectum.
I don't know, get 7 people, 3 on each side and one holding the microphone shouting "FORWARD, BACK, FORWARD, BACK"ElectricSheep said:Guess how you get a semen sample from an elephant? No, you can't give it a wank (there's a bit too much to wank, I guess).
TossMonkey said:or at least she'll have to wear gloves if I shagged her. Kinda gross, makes her a slut for sure.
Tapeworm said:Man i wish i could scan in this poster i have of some guy jerking a whale.
Morgana said:When I was little the boy from the farm next door gave his dog handjobs on a regular basis.....he did it for a small fee to any of the local kids who wanted to watch. I thought he was 'milking' the dog.....
PsychoMoggieBagpuss said:I'd hit it.
The girl that is, not the pig.
lollerskates!!PsychoMoggieBagpuss said:I don't know, get 7 people, 3 on each side and one holding the microphone shouting "FORWARD, BACK, FORWARD, BACK"
Morgana said:When I was little the boy from the farm next door gave his dog handjobs on a regular basis.....he did it for a small fee to any of the local kids who wanted to watch. I thought he was 'milking' the dog.....
PsychoMoggieBagpuss said:I don't know, get 7 people, 3 on each side and one holding the microphone shouting "FORWARD, BACK, FORWARD, BACK"