Boxing OT style in HUMP LAND

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]LoL[malkovich|mOO

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damn you morety ! ;)

dont make morety lock this thread too ! argh ... :)

so how complicated have you guys made your fight plans ? anyone look at the leaderboard ? im wondering why some people have retired fighters that had great records , maybe just bored with them or trying new things ? probably , i mean the guy in the lead has almost a billion dollars hehe ... shirk ...
 

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I just look at my fighter's randomly generated ablities and try to make a fight plan that suits what he can do. If he's fast and agile, use fancy footwork etc.

Every fight a boxer is in, he loses points from his, um... constitution let me say as i can't think of the proper word. The more points he loses, eventually, the less conditioning he will actually have. This is in effect to simulate aging of the boxer. The more fights he has, eventually the more worn out he will get.
 

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How's this for a CLOSE fight!

Judge Roy Bean scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Rocky V 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: WAnkSuX 10-9
Round 4: WAnkSuX 10-9
Round 5: Rocky V 10-9
Round 6: Rocky V 10-9
Round 7: WAnkSuX 10-9
Round 8: WAnkSuX 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: WAnkSuX 10-9
Round 11: Rocky V 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.


Total Score: WAnkSuX 116-115

:D I just barely came through. (The other judges were slightly higher in my favour, but what a fun read!)
 
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Boyakasha

In this corner, standing 5 feet (152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for RumpleForeskins House of Luuuuurve out of Bucks, United Kingdom is MonkeyCustard!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 1 loss fighting for Lotion Lovers Anonymous out of Your mommas bedroom, New York is Super Humpersonic!!



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MonkeyCustard feints and fakes. (feinting)
Humpersonic is clinching a lot. (clinching)

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MonkeyCustard jars Humpersonic with an illegal kidney punch! How can the WEBL commission stand for this behavior?
Humpersonic reaches with a right to the ribs, but can't connect .
MonkeyCustard tries to attack, but Humpersonic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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MonkeyCustard tries to close, but Humpersonic ties him up.
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MonkeyCustard lunges with an uppercut to the nose, but Humpersonic hangs on until the referee breaks them up .
MonkeyCustard throws a hook to the temple, but Humpersonic hangs on until the referee breaks them up .
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Humpersonic thumps MonkeyCustard with a wild overhand right to the chin. MonkeyCustard backpedals to his own corner.
Humpersonic smacks MonkeyCustard with an uppercut to the eye. MonkeyCustard staggers!! The crowd is going wild!!
MonkeyCustard feints with a left but then jars Humpersonic with a big hook to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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MonkeyCustard annoys Humpersonic with a hook to the nose. Humpersonic is hurt! He barely keeps his feet under him!
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MonkeyCustard tries to attack, but Humpersonic hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The referee warns Humpersonic about holding and hitting.
Humpersonic lashes out with an uppercut to the head, but MonkeyCustard slips it .
MonkeyCustard attempts a straight right to the temple, but it's short .
Humpersonic throws a right to the chin. MonkeyCustard sneers!
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MonkeyCustard feints with a left.
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MonkeyCustard lands a big haymaker and Humpersonic collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
MonkeyCustard wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 1:51
 

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Ok Morety, you won the last one! But so much for the fight of the century:

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for Jack Yulaters2 out of Toronto, Canada is alienBoy!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for Fluid Space out of Germany is AlienMan!!
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ROUND 7

AlienMan jars alienBoy with a big overhand right to the temple!! The crowd is on its feet!!alienBoy staggers into the ropes!!
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alienBoy reaches with a hook to the solar plexus, but it's too slow .
Oof! AlienMan jars alienBoy with a big overhand right to the temple!! The crowd is on its feet!!
AlienMan attempts a hook to the head, but alienBoy ducks .

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... AlienMan sees his chance -- he's pounding away! alienBoy's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
AlienMan wins by a Knock Out!!

Time: 1:16

GOGOGOGO!!! MUHAAAAAAAAAAA
 

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good fight humperstein ...

i was just hoping to not get beaten like a dog hehe :) those recaps are pretty fun to read ...

humpy took the first 8 rounds and whitey jr. won the last 4 , no knockdowns but he did stagger me once ...

not a very close fight , now i regret not putting in any of those 'if behind by X then go for knockout' conditions , pretty cool to go back now and try and see what worked and what didnt ...

good fun ! i want a rematch ! ;) ... shirk ...

{EDIT} ugh ! just looked at the fight again , the only reason i got those last rounds is because you DID use the 'run if winning by X' condition (im guessing) ... oh well , just happy my guy made it thru my first fight without getting knocked out of the ring ;) ... shirk ... hey how did you customize your gym page like that ? good fight ...
 
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My poor alienboy got beat up by alienman :(

Well, my gym is 4-2 so far :)

Now, it's time to get into editing my fighter's plans instead of just using the basics.

I still haven't figured out how to do the homepage setup thing :/ either.
 
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Re: good fight humperstein ...

Originally posted by shirker|MyU

{EDIT} ugh ! just looked at the fight again , the only reason i got those last rounds is because you DID use the 'run if winning by X' condition (im guessing) ... oh well , just happy my guy made it thru my first fight without getting knocked out of the ring ;) ... shirk ... hey how did you customize your gym page like that ? good fight ...

Yeah I had him run from ya once the fight was locked up. :)
 
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Originally posted by Morety

I still haven't figured out how to do the homepage setup thing :/ either.

Click on the "Change email/pasword" option and you can enter html into your gym description.
 

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damnit !! thats not right !!

i just noticed this while looking over the fight recap , what the hell is wrong with these ref's !!

Humpenstein whacks Jr. with a furious hot carl ! Jr. is supporting himself on the ropes ! He is hurt !!

:D ... shirk ...
 

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No way it said that!

I just now printed off the "how to edit a fight" 101 forms and will have a real strategy for my fighters next time around.

*not that 4-2 is a bad record ;p*
 
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(allout) is bad Wank! Don't use it. :)

Here's an example fight plan that I used to use. It's called "SuperClinch" and works best with a fighter that is taller and stronger than your opponent.

1) 6/6/8 (clinch);

#Fight is Close so Hammer away!
4) 8H/6/6 (inside);

#Fighter is Winning so back off a bit
4) if score > 1 then 5/7/8 (clinch);

#Fighter is Losing so go back inside and pound away
4) if score < -1 then 7/6/7 (inside);

#Fighter is Tired so clinch!
4) if endurance_percent < 100 - 5 * round then 5/7/8 (clinch);

#Fighter is Exhausted clinch more and go for a KO
4) if endurance_percent < 100 - 10 * round then 4H/8/8 (clinch);

#Opponent is Tired turn it up a bit
4) if opponent = tired and endurance_percent > 67 then 6/5/9 (inside);

#Knockout Opportunity hammer that mofo!
4) if opponent = weak and endurance_percent > 50 then 7H/7/6 (inside);

#Fight is Still Close clinch him down a bit more
9) 8/6/6 (clinch);

#Winning by a comfortable margin so back off
9) if score > 12 - round then 5/5/10 (outside);

#Decision is locked up so run!!
9) if decision_won = true then 1/1/18 (ring);

#Losing on points so go back inside
9) if score < 0 then 6/7/7 (inside);

#Probably going to lose a decision inside even more
9) if 12 - round + score < 0 then 8/6/6 (inside);

#Need a knockout to win hammer time!
9) if decision_lost = true then 9H/5/6 (inside);

#Knockout Opportunity
9) if opponent = weak and endurance_percent > 50 then 7/7/6;

stop


Now, I wouldn't copy that and use it unless you have the type of fighter it's made for. It gives you some guidelines tho... I also use the if stun damage > 1 type of args in my new fight plans, read up about it in the docs!
 

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lol, I just use the "simple tactics" and stuff and I'm 5-2 :D Hahahahaha.

Actually, I spent some time today customizing a fight plan for my scrap with Y5's guy and also for the heavyweight title. :)
 

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lol

i think all out is pretty funny though :D i edited my main fight plan, so my dudes should be a little better