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Big giB

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12! HAH BEAT THAT! I'M GANNA LIVE LONGER THAN YOU GUYS! Just jokin. Well, that'll explain why I'm so crazy and why I suck at UT. Anyway, just a little more than a month before I become 13, and just 75 years before I become 88.
 

Sam_The_Man

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I can just imagine it

Housekeeper: Mr Dragon? Do you have a final message for the world before you pass away?

Lord Dragon: Ph... ph...

Housekeeper: Yes, sir? (Bends over to hear him better)

(Lord Dragon sits bolt upright)

Lord Dragon: PH34R /\/\3!

(Dies)
 

Prophetus

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Kaz...I'm not old:). Now that I reread my post...I did make myself sound like an old geezer with five grandchildren and a annual supply of Viagra.

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That's my age, not the amount of pills I take:).
 

TwoHardCore

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old??? hehe, you guys don't know old! Damn I'm 66 and playing video games:) Sometimes the shakes don't give me the best opportunity to frag you youngin's but I make do:)

THC
 

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Damn! I'm 13, just one year and i'd be one of the youngest 'ere. 75 years won't be as long as you think, next thing u know you'll be sitting in an armchair waiting for death to come, few days later, u don't exist. I made a post like this in the off topic called "Young and Old".
 

admiral95

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24 Next month, but I seem to be losing my touch, as I see that I've been fragged by a few youngsters...looks like I'll be spending more time on the Face lvl's to kill off some newbies, and raise my ngStats out of the dumpster!! :D
 

hobart_paving

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i'll be 25 in 3 days.

anyone wanna let me frag them a few times as an early b-day present? hell, i'll take any frags i can get with the way i've been playing some of my games lately. :D
 

Sixpack

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Only one geezer here older than me??? Well, I might be a geezer as well, but shucks, fraggin whippersnappers is fun, and I admire the whippersnapper that can best me....Just what is a whippersnapper?? Like the rev. Whoopass, for me UT is one way I make the most of my remainin days. Who would want to deprive a feeble ol' man? (dont need viagra yet) :flak:
 

Blatant Bastich

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Me be

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UT Lobo

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....Just what is a whippersnapper??

bah, i calls em anklebiters.

but drawing upon my inumerable mathematical talents heres an equation that should cover 95% in purely relational terms (as in perhaps not rational)

m= man-man, baby!
w= whippersnapper
r= reflexes, ping, mouse, ect.
b= the beer factor (each b = 12 oz 3.2% by weight or equivalent measure)
e= endurance/resistance to fatigue
s= what I call the 'sly factor'
0= offline

m+b = m+(s+1)+(r-1)+e

w+b = 0

There you have it, straight from einstein's notebook