^the first potty poet to step out of the closet :tup:
I used to make spare change writing and sending them to Hustler magazine. If they printed it they used to pay $400(US)... don't know if they still do though.
Not claiming authorship of these btw, as a published poet of absolutely no note I would never admit too such a thing ... but I have written them on bathroom walls
There seem to be 2 kinds of bathroom poems... examples:
Feces, Dodo, Ca-ca, Shit,
How many names have we got for it,
Potty, Dung, Excrement too,
What crap is this my bowels have moved.
and
Love me tender,
Love me sweet,
Wrap your lips around my meat.
Watch me smile,
Watch me grin,
Feel my cum run down your chin.
Taste my lovin,
Taste my load,
Ram your lips down to my chode.
Gargle semen,
Gargle sperm,
While you choke upon my worm.