1001 ways to know you play too much Unreal
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ChainsawMonkey said:*Cough, GUILTY, cough*
ditto
17. You wait every week from FragBU to be annouced and confimed
18. You see a hole in the wall and you proclaim "It's a BSP hole!", and you tell yourself that in the next rebuild, it will go away.
Swift Viper
Long live Xmas Xan Mark III(By Hyrulian)
Good oneToschy said:
! The one with placing apples around your hour is also funny. What about eagle heads?
19. Everywhere you go you either admire the textures or complain about them not being aligned properly
I'm late so I'll take this in stride...
LOL at Ren's dream while pointing at him.
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20. You try to play other games besides Unreal, but you quit because it's boring & it makes you feel dirty.
This one is so me.
LOL at Ren's dream while pointing at him.
Ooo... the withdrawal
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20. You try to play other games besides Unreal, but you quit because it's boring & it makes you feel dirty.
21. You agree to do a write up for a UT2003 web site, then are bumbed when you realize it will interfere with your playing time. 
"Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame "
hmmm......where is that outfit of mine???? White stockings, cap, high heels....
LOL!
hmmm......where is that outfit of mine???? White stockings, cap, high heels....
LOL!
umm, umm...
22. You can't think of anything to write because of the hot looking blonde nurse skin.
I really DO need therapy!
22. You can't think of anything to write because of the hot looking blonde nurse skin.
I really DO need therapy!
22. Getting dizzy after standing up too quickly from the computer is recorded in your brain as a "framerate drop".
23. Glasses or contacts are considered "video card upgrades".
24. Whenever watching sports on TV, you wish they would bring match casting off of cable and onto local channels.
EDIT: speeling
23. Glasses or contacts are considered "video card upgrades".
24. Whenever watching sports on TV, you wish they would bring match casting off of cable and onto local channels.
EDIT: speeling
The Dr. Deemer skin is the best I could find on Skin City, Webby.
25. You know you play too much Unreal when you start finding character skins/models to match your forum/real life personas
25. You know you play too much Unreal when you start finding character skins/models to match your forum/real life personas
26. You carv the Unreal 'U' into your computer, car, house, bathroom stalls, and/or yourself.
27. You contemplate gettting a professional banner printed with your UT/UT2k3 clan name on it.
27. You contemplate gettting a professional banner printed with your UT/UT2k3 clan name on it.
The doctor was busy so I had to do his dirty work for him. This was taken from his notes in IRC.
#28:
[09:45] ! [+WebSlinger] lol, I just replied to our VP of Marketing with "Roger that"
#28:
[09:45] ! [+WebSlinger] lol, I just replied to our VP of Marketing with "Roger that"
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