How to get the perfect INF quickly

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Nukeproof

Nukeproof

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Comprehensive step-by-step tutorial:

  1. Win the lotto jackpot *
  2. Buy a full flavored UT2007 license **
  3. Hire entire Sentry, the IMT, Tim Sweeney and Michail Timofejewitsch Kalaschnikow & General Wesley Clark as technical advisors
  4. Promise one of those for everybody in case they meet your deadline ***
  5. Rent 100 high end servers all around the globe and provide ‘em for free
  6. Do a “million-dollar-mapping-contest”
  7. Start a “million dollar clanleague"
  8. Spent the overall amount again on anticheat and hire some hitmen to take care of persistent troublemakers.

So it boils down to you and this huge pile of colorful printed paper-sheets... that makes millions of people get up every morning… :D


* Alternatively you can raid Fort Knox or hold Billy G. for ransom
** Plan B: Buy Krytech-Software, the FarCry engine, hire somebody who can spell “netcode” and torture some ubi folks
*** if you’r not the nice-guy kind: lock ‘em up and tell ‘em they not gonna see the light of the day before “it’s done”
 
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Nukeproof

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Well - all the bad news discussion inspired me...

...and in the end somebody had to come up with a mastplan, right? :y5:

...on the otherhand: I'm close to 4-digit postcount - and what else can you do with a bad hangover :mwink:
 
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EGM<NL>E

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very interesting thoughts nuke

it could work, with some additional medievil torture sessions ,the devellopers
could end up with a truly remarkable result he he:lol:
 
Psychomorph

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No. Nuke should just sit at the roof of a building near beppos house with a sniper rifle, telling him via telephone he has to work on the next INF, or he will... shoot his cactus.
 
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