I couldn't believe it! I was bopping around Dm-peak, when all of a sudden I fell off one of the narrow bridges and began to fall. I pushed back hard on the mouse and managed to land on a small ledge where I proceeded to walk right through the wall. I entered a small brick room where I saw two homosexual Nali-aliens feverishly giving each other reach-arounds and hot-carls until they were blue in the face. They then transformed into tiny silver lobsters and sang Christmas songs. Check it out!
Incredible hidden easter egg in DM-Peak
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i want screen shots!! This would be a nice addition to my internet porn!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif Actually though there is an easter egg or whatever in the flyby in the original unreal...down in the water if you go up against an edge (yeah right I can descibe exactly where at right??) you fall further and further into oblivion...If you hit fly you can come back outta it but you just keep falling and falling...hmmmm I wonder if I backed up against the wall If I can find nalis doing the nasty deeds there too?? HMMMM I am gonna go try right now...Thanks Man oh boy more and more of a collection starting now /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
ha ha cicero me neither...i wish had never opened this forum thread *hits self over head with base of heavy flight sim joystick to induce short term memory loss*
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
"Reach-arounds" I've heard of (Full Metal Jacket), but "hot-carls?"
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
Truth is, I am not even exactly sure what a hot carl is. I know it involves seran-wrap and ****ting on your partner, but that is about the extent of my knowledge...Any female midgets interested in trying one out get in contact with me.
Hey, that was neat. I have never seen any ****ing censorship in action. I wonder what goddamn ****ing ****-licking *** -ramming words it censors and which ones it doesn't? Here's a little story to test it out. Yesterday I was anal-****ing my hamster when a goddamn piece of **** bolivian moose herder came in a ****ed the sheep silly with a huge rubber dildo and a pair of surgical scissors.
This post sounds like bullsh*t (or more likely a fag's projection) but I must admit seeing a female bot (one of the attractive ones) fingering herself behind a transporter in dm-radikus. This was in the leaked patch 225c I believe. I'm quite serious.
Sad that f-ck and sh-t are censored...but goddamm is ok. Shows what this country has come to. How sad.. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
But what if you spell it "god damn?"
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
Lizard Of Oz
Demented Avenger
Well god damn it all to heck. it allows it both ways. It's bi-blasphemus.
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
"There is no point in tip-toeing through life to get safely to death."
"Whom ever sacrifices freedom for security get's nor deserves either."
BBA is correct about the hot carl. When you s h i t on your partners chest, that is known as a Cleveland Steamer. Its very easy (and somewhat embarrassing if somebody expects one but you do the other) to get these mixed up....errrr....ummmm.....hehe
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I guess then a warm carl is when you attempt to **** in your partner's mouth but only hit their lips and/or chin. Therefore a cold carl is when you miss altogether and end up hitting your own foot. A steaming carl involves diarrea; when you hit the partner's mouth but it ends up running down their face and onto their chest. I don't even want to guess what a hot steamer is, in cleaveland or any other place
Why do I have a sneaking suspiscion that MRHYDE is somehow responsible for this thread? /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif
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Alright, alright! Hey I enjoy stories of aliens crapping in each others mouths and debates on cursing like the next guy, but isn't this a video game board?
P.S. at lest they didn't stick burning hot pokers up eath others @$$.
P.S. at lest they didn't stick burning hot pokers up eath others @$$.
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