OMG not again, David Bowie!

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Mel_Gibson1

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This message is for David bowie, please excuse us for a minute thanks.

David, good god man! ANOTHER cop just walked in to my pad and was asking me questions about Christina, the latest super model you've screwed over here. He walked in right when I was on the crapper.

WTF DAVID???? Didn't I tell you NOT to pick up anymore under aged girls? Jesus Christ hasn't ANYTHING changed since the 60's? I'm not bailing you out of this one. you can get your own goddamn lawyer. And if you want someone to post bail, call Mick cause I'm through with this ****. My god it's like living with a 6 year old.
 
Mel_Gibson1

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Paul_Mccartney said:
This message is for David bowie, please excuse us for a minute thanks.

David, good god man! ANOTHER cop just walked in to my pad and was asking me questions about Christina, the latest super model you've screwed over here. He walked in right when I was on the crapper.

WTF DAVID???? Didn't I tell you NOT to pick up anymore under aged girls? Jesus Christ hasn't ANYTHING changed since the 60's? I'm not bailing you out of this one. you can get your own goddamn lawyer. And if you want someone to post bail, call Mick cause I'm through with this ****. My god it's like living with a 6 year old.
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IT WASN'T MY FAULT SHE SAID SHE WAS 19, I SWEAR!!!!

i can't call Mick, he's out of the country doing a publicity thing. Dude you have to come here and bail me out of jail, this is the ONLY message I'm allowed ot post. Dude please? I promise I'll return your plasma TV and I'll never talk crap about you to Rolling Stones magazine, I swear.
 
Mel_Gibson1

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David_Bowie5 said:
IT WASN'T MY FAULT SHE SAID SHE WAS 19, I SWEAR!!!!

i can't call Mick, he's out of the country doing a publicity thing. Dude you have to come here and bail me out of jail, this is the ONLY message I'm allowed ot post. Dude please? I promise I'll return your plasma TV and I'll never talk crap about you to Rolling Stones magazine, I swear.
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STFU that's what you said back in 69 at Robert Redford's estate, remember? You brought 3 high school girls and 20 ounces of pot into his house and we were all detained for 7 hours while the cops searched everything.

let me call Bob Dylan and see if he's not doing anything cause I'm sick of bailing your dumb ass out of this ****.
 
Mel_Gibson1

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Paul don't bail him out, he's just going to come over to my place and break my iron again. DAVID I'll bail you out if you buy me a new iron biatch.
 
Nemephosis

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Just for the record, these three posters all share the same IP address.....
 
Gundato

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Not sure what the jurisdiction is, but just report it to an admin?

Or better yet, just keep dumping them in OT? :p. The last time that happened, it went well.

Almost forgot:
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Dragon_Myr

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one_gundam_war said:
Not sure what the jurisdiction is, but just report it to an admin?
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I have given up on doing that. This guy just keeps comming back even if banned. I'm sure I'm not the only one who has given up on reporting. Something more serious than a simple ban is needed here. I think a lot of people are tired of t00Gay's childish antics.
 
Bob_Dylan

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Paul_Mccartney said:
STFU that's what you said back in 69 at Robert Redford's estate, remember? You brought 3 high school girls and 20 ounces of pot into his house and we were all detained for 7 hours while the cops searched everything.

let me call Bob Dylan and see if he's not doing anything cause I'm sick of bailing your dumb ass out of this ****.
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I'm not bailing him out! I'm not even in England at this time. Besides I have a Victoria's Secret super model to screw.
 
Zenda

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Ban = Good result.:tup:

I popped into this thread because I, also had heard about David's health problem and thought there was going to be an update.
 
Freon

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MegaManInferno said:
Please wait to be banned.... Again....

Edit: Well, damn, that was quick. (That has to be the fastest ban in the history of BuF)
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I hope you're kidding, he's been posting with these accounts for a while. I think he even put the 'BANNED' status himself. I'm not even sure they are banned now.
 
Xaero

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trust me, they are banned. Just banned another one 3 minutes ago, actually.

Sometimes I get to ban them before he even posts. (yes, I know its him) :p

Edit: Account #54 of his thats been banned... and "arnold10" makes 55.
 
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