Thar she blows!
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I know its sick, but....
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
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Oh my god, that is hilarious. It reminds me of that one story where a beached whale was loaded with dynamite to break up its corpse for scavenger birds and fish to feed on, and there's video of the whale being blown up. The REALLY funny part is, some really huge chunks came down and smashed cars, nearly injuring some people nearby!
Damn, there have been some really funny threads posted lately
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
:tup:Oh my god, that is hilarious. It reminds me of that one story where a beached whale was loaded with dynamite to break up its corpse for scavenger birds and fish to feed on, and there's video of the whale being blown up. The REALLY funny part is, some really huge chunks came down and smashed cars, nearly injuring some people nearby!
Damn, there have been some really funny threads posted lately
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i cant imagine driving down the road and seeing a big ass whale on a truck, let alone seeing it explode. i would think that the whale would just fart or something instead of explode but i dont know much about whale anatomy either.
I think the reason it exploded is because the microbes in its intestinal tract kept producing methane after it died, but since its muscles all ceased to function, it could't fart and, well... it just exploded from the buildup of methane gas. I imagine the same thing would happen in a human that didn't fart
Waffnuffly said:I think the reason it exploded is because the microbes in its intestinal tract kept producing methane after it died, but since its muscles all ceased to function, it could't fart and, well... it just exploded from the buildup of methane gas. I imagine the same thing would happen in a human that didn't fart
so you are saying never smoke near a decompossing whale?
GeneticFreak
evolves and survives
It kinda resembled spaghetti with a tad bit too much Ragu Old World Style sauce... the kind with meat in it. MMMMMMMMMMMM ownage. Especially when you wipe up the excess sauce with garlic bread. YUMMAY.
I would pay good money to see stupid people get hit by exploding whale guts.
P.S Stoned_Jedi your Evolution reference did not go unnoticed.
P.S Stoned_Jedi your Evolution reference did not go unnoticed.