Oh so witty catch phrases for Buffers

Maj1013 · Oct 2, 2003

Yesterday, some folks were having a conversation about Buf t-shirts, and making a new design, etc. I thought it would be nifteh to have some witty saying or other on the front, and your screen name on the back. So, here's your assignment:

1. Come up with a pithy little saying for yourself, and

2. Come up with one for another member of Buf.

Ready? Go!

Warm Pudgy · Oct 2, 2003

go eat a turd

b00b13s!!!

W0RF · Oct 2, 2003

Someone had to say it: "Beyond Unreal Forumers do it in the BuF"

"Beyond Unreal: When other websites make you go P-U!"

"Our f0s are free! Bite us, IGN!"

"Beyond Unreal: Where the future is brighter than Thrash's latest case mod."

tool · Oct 2, 2003

The one that has been around forever, that only Maj doesnt know about...

"Not even on BuF do you have a chance with Maj."

Anyways, I liked Worfs first one, can't come up with any myself, so I'll steal worfs and claim it as my own.

Maj1013 · Oct 2, 2003

ZenPirate: My Mac can beat up your PC.

Tool: I use my XBox as a booster seat.

Tapeworm: Shut up or I'll date your sister.

Myrmidion:

DedMeat: (Ironically, you may have to be from the US to get this joke...I don't think the UK has those nauseating 'My kid is an honor student and such and such high school' bumper stickers) Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid can hack into your bank account and finance my trip to Aruba.

iolair · Oct 2, 2003

Personally speaking, I prefer Marmosets

But would you want your sister to marry one?

SugarBear · Oct 2, 2003

Leave me alone

I crave attention

DeDpoet|BuF · Oct 2, 2003

[got it from Ari's sig... i love it!]
Tool: It wasnt my intent to make an generalization, and for the most part I wasnt. I mean the Europeans in general who do that sort of thing.

W0RF · Oct 2, 2003

If I had to do my own I would probably just do "Footprints of Existence".

Hunter · Oct 2, 2003

"Life of a BuF'er isn't all flame and spam"

"+1"

Dying_corpse · Oct 2, 2003

Hunter said:
"+1"

LMAO!!!

Cap'n Beeb · Oct 2, 2003

"Beyondunreal: Your hot carl delievered in three minutes or the next one is free!"

"Welcome to Beerbaron's Baby Bonanza! Take advantage of our electrical tape sale!"

hyrulian · Oct 2, 2003

beerbaron said:
"Beyondunreal: Your hot carl delievered in three minutes or the next one is free!"

lol good one.

I don't think I'm legendary enough to have a catch phrase, though.

W0RF · Oct 2, 2003

Hunter said:
"Life of a BuF'er isn't all flame and spam"

It's not?

/me questions the nature of his existence.

TossMonkey · Oct 2, 2003

"I wank over pictures of myself"

"I wouldn't be able to interview Cliffy without proposing"

I'm sure I've said better things though.

Hunter · Oct 2, 2003

TossMonkey said:
"I wouldn't be able to interview Cliffy without proposing"

new that one was coming :tup:

Destro7000 · Oct 2, 2003

nah Toss' T-shirt would definitely say:

"I don't really believe
that you are a man
or a woman
unless I meet you in person.
I will believe that you are
a super intelligent chicken wing."
-TossMonkey

=D7K=

CaSCaDe · Oct 2, 2003

here is one i picked up from myrmidion recently, and i think tit fits nicely for every occasion....

"eyebrow to launch controll."

... this still makes me laugh

LHABulldog6 · Oct 2, 2003

Scumgrief said:
Caution: OT ahead. Flame retardant suits required.

:tup:

<Tapey> yes that's right folks, the mere prospect of entering the masochistic hormone-fuelled #beyondunreal makes me cream it every damn time.

Sw33t.

ZenPirate · Oct 2, 2003

Well, I'm not much for catch phrases so I'll just use an out of context quote from irc.

<QAPete> BeyondUnreal, we have monkeys.

Oh so witty catch phrases for Buffers

Amused One

null

BuF Greeter, News Bagger

BuFs #1 mom

Amused One

Mostly Harmless

Sadly Un-Surreal

Only this, & nothing more...

BuF Greeter, News Bagger

BeyondUnreal Newsie

Active Member

Banned

Rainbow Brite

BuF Greeter, News Bagger

brown bread?

BeyondUnreal Newsie

Beware the Apartment Emus

gaem freak in 3 dimensions

Fall for that.

Living Legend (and moderator)