Keganator. Now he can be on the forum 24/7.

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Hadmar

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See for yourself how Keg finaly managed to beat all of us forum whores for all eternity. Keg managed to clone himself. With his new self he can browse the forum for twelve hours, then his clone takes over. This way he never gets tired! Off course his clone got moderator powers, too and that's what blew a hole in his cover. Here, see it with your own eyes: Keg, the double moderator. :)
 

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(SDS)benmcl

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I guess I can let the secret out now. There are actually 5 Kegs. All five are currently clones with the orignal passing away a few months ago in Amsterdam in a tragic mistaken identy involving a police officer, poddle, wig , a certain nameless Senator and spandex.
Of the current 5 only 4 actually monitor the forums. The fifth refuses to have anything to do with INF and was last seen in Hawaii providing back and foot rubs on the beaches.
I hear there is a sizable reward from the other 4 for his return. A bonus if you can get 4 of his clients.
 
Keganator

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Damnit, they registered the Forum postbot alongside my normal account... :con:

Oh...and the other three kegs are off working right now. Leave them be...their task .... uh ... is not finished yet.
 
NotBillMurray

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I think he can form his own clan now.

[Keg]Keg
[Keg]TheRealKeg
[Keg]OriginalKeg
[Keg]NumeroUnoKego
 
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(SDS)benmcl

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Although it is true that they could form their own clan it is probably not advisable. With each member believing that they are the natural leader more time is spent arguing than killing. Watching four Kegs nading eachother at the spawn is not pretty and is probably worse than the incident with the Dallas cheerleaders.
 
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