BURGER FODDER!
/me gets meat cleaver and *swish* *splurge*
Dammit, keep forgetting to put my apron on.
/me washes blood off my hands and arms.
/me carefully carves the meat into little round patties.
/me starts up an open fire, gets a frying pan and *splat*. On with the raw meat.
*SIZZLE* *SIZZLE*
Turn them over.
*SIZZLE* *SIZZLE*
/me adds chopped onions to the pan.
*MORE SIZZLE*
/me gets buns (and tells my girlfriend to stop looking at me like that).
/me puts meat in buns, adds onions and asks my girlfriend to put the breadknife down.
WOOHOO! Tasty burgers!
/me munches.
Zaccix's Final Thought: Burgers kick *** ! (Ahem). Take care of yourselves, and each other.
Just chill out!